OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Where have you gone, Colonel Sanders? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you…

  2. Gollum says:

    Sittin’ on the rock of the bay . . . .watchin’ the tide roll away . . .

  3. Gollum says:

    Despite sporting SPF-7000 feathers and an overcast sky, Chicken still had the feeling he’d end up roasted.

  4. Gollum says:

    Bob wore long swim trunks to divert attention from his . . . well . .. chicken feet.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Having convinced them the beach was beautiful white sand, the Tea Party leaders went about convincing them that chicken nuggets were real food.

  6. stillearly says:

    “I hate being a lifeguard when the Fry Kids are on the beach… and don’t even get me started about having to rescue Grimace when he has too much to drink!”

  7. Brian says:

    David Hasslehoff’s attempt at rebooting Baywatch causes much concern for his mental state…

  8. Tillman says:

    Somewhere out there is a land, a land where I can roam free from oppression!

  9. Tillman says:

    Dude, have you ever stared at the horizon, and, like, thought you were something you were not?

  10. Moosebreath says:

    Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Beach?

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The beach may be no place to hide from the US Marshall’s Service, but Tommy Lee Jones needs to find a costume that blends in a little better.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Coming to a TV near you! Miami Vice meets US Marshall’s.

  13. Ron Beasley says:

    The next not Romney

  14. rodney dill says:

    @Ron Beasley: Meaning the chicken’s soon to be battered.

  15. Barb Hartwell says:

    This is taking the fear of skin cancer way too far.

  16. MaggieMama says:

    Ever since they told him “everything tastes like chicken” to the marauding sharks, Chuckie can’t bring himself to leave the safety of the beach.

  17. MaggieMama says:

    Upon reflection, Chuckie decided the Pacific looked more and more like a large pot of brine.

  18. The beach-side Chick-Fil-A franchise didn’t work out quite as well as Bob planned.

  19. MaggieMama says:

    After much soul-searching, Chuckie reached the conclusion he wasn’t a seabird after all.

  20. Michael Hamm says:

    Chicken of the Sea unveils its new mascot. Next- he’s off to catch Charlie.

  21. John425 says:

    Chicken thought bubble: “Well, Obama said the rise of the oceans will slow but it sure as hell looks like a tsunami to me.”

  22. John425 says:

    With God as my witness, I thought chickens could swim.

  23. rodney dill says:

    Ironically, Edgar only wanted to play Duck, Duck, Goose.

  24. roger says:

    After all the members of the Polar club jumped into the freezing cold water, there was one obvious chicken left on shore.

  25. Hoyticus says:

    Screw tuna. I’m the chicken of the sea!

  26. DCTrojan says:

    With KFC sponsoring the new season of Baywatch, the slow mo running shots are going to be more appetizing than sexy.

  27. KRM says:

    Clucks Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

  28. Now this Baywatch chick really has me debating whether I’m a leg, or breast man.

  29. Rick Almeida says:

    I thought guys came to the beach to pick up chicks.

  30. Blue Shark says:

    ….”The latest “not-Romney” candidate to lead the Republican race for the nomination on the weekend before super-Tuesday.

  31. LorgSkyegon says:

    (Johnny Carson)

    Show me a rock, a loch, and a cock.

    (/Johnny Carson)

  32. Peterh says:

    under the new budget cuts….lifeguards have developed…..well, a yellow coating….

  33. jd says:

    After this last debacle, Chicken Team 6 was disbanded and a new, more water-capable mascot was chosen.

  34. KRM says:

    Frank hoped that no one would steal his suppository while he took a quick dip.