Quote Of The Day: L’Affaire Petraeus Edition
Gabriel Malor at Ace of Spades nails it:
Um… so I’m just gonna throw this up now.
Jill Kelley, the woman who was (allegedly) threatened by Gen. Petraeus’s squeeze Paula Broadwell and who (apparently) started the FBI investigation that led to Petraeus’ ouster, who went to the FBI for help after the threats and then (allegedly) had a relationship with the FBI agent in charge of her own case, who (allegedly) sent her shirtless pics of himself, also (apparently, allegedly) had “compromising” communications with Gen. John Allen, the Big Damn Commander of our war effort in Afghanistan.
You can’t even make this shit up. It’s not a love triangle. It’s a love Pentagon.
Let’s hope it doesn’t turn in to a dodecahedron.