Sizing Up The Election – Caption Contest
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM
As the nation comes together and heals from the recent close election I thought that this picture might serve as a mechanism for a cathartic experience for some, and a chance for those who want to put their differences behind them to show who is the bigger man.
Yahoo! News – Top Stories Photos – Reuters
Winners will be announced Thursday Afternoon. Scoring on miniature dill pickle captions will be heavily discounted
“Those early exit polls had an effect on me, I’ll admit.”
The main reason the Republicans did so well is that Terry McAuliffe’s brain is only this big.
Yeah, now you got it…a couple eggs, and this much fresh basil…that’s the proper way to serve up humble pie.
Missed us by that much!
“I’m just sayin’ John Kerry may have been overcompensating with that shotgun.”
“And as I was about to start eating my gumbo, this pincher rises up out of the broth and grabs my spoon.”
“Why were you eating gumbo?”
“I stole it from Carville. I just love it when he starts yelling, ‘Wheah’s mah gumbo!?’“
“Due to a certain hoity-toity belief on the part of a certain president, I can take only this much credit.”
Since I am having too much fun staying stuck on Mr. Delay’s quip, here’s my entry:
Rove: “The phrase ‘rule of thumb’ derives from a Texas law that a man is allowed to beat a rented mule as long as the rod is no thicker than this.”
The device was only this small, Tim, so I was shocked like everyone else when people were able to see it protruding out of the President’s jacket during the debate.
“During the campaign, I was never more than this far away from the guy. In case he made a huge gaffe, I had a stun gun at the ready.”
Now, if you subtract the wisdom of Terrreza, Edwards, The NY Times, CBS, Babs, Springsteen, M&M, Juan Williams, Larry O’Donnell and Chris Mathews, Kerry’s brain is only this big…
“What we have is four more years.
This much wiggle room for queers.
New justices to allay our fears.
We are born again Republican seers.”