Sizing Up The Election – Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM

As the nation comes together and heals from the recent close election I thought that this picture might serve as a mechanism for a cathartic experience for some, and a chance for those who want to put their differences behind them to show who is the bigger man.

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Winners will be announced Thursday Afternoon. Scoring on miniature dill pickle captions will be heavily discounted

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. McGehee says:

    “Those early exit polls had an effect on me, I’ll admit.”

  2. The main reason the Republicans did so well is that Terry McAuliffe’s brain is only this big.

  3. spacemonkey says:


  4. IR says:

    Yeah, now you got it…a couple eggs, and this much fresh basil…that’s the proper way to serve up humble pie.

  5. spacemonkey says:

    Missed us by that much!

  6. “I’m just sayin’ John Kerry may have been overcompensating with that shotgun.”

  7. McGehee says:

    “And as I was about to start eating my gumbo, this pincher rises up out of the broth and grabs my spoon.”

    “Why were you eating gumbo?”

    “I stole it from Carville. I just love it when he starts yelling, ‘Wheah’s mah gumbo!?’

  8. Rachel Edith says:

    “Due to a certain hoity-toity belief on the part of a certain president, I can take only this much credit.”

  9. Dodd says:

    Since I am having too much fun staying stuck on Mr. Delay’s quip, here’s my entry:

    Rove: “The phrase ‘rule of thumb’ derives from a Texas law that a man is allowed to beat a rented mule as long as the rod is no thicker than this.”

  10. Mark says:

    The device was only this small, Tim, so I was shocked like everyone else when people were able to see it protruding out of the President’s jacket during the debate.

  11. Ingress says:

    “During the campaign, I was never more than this far away from the guy. In case he made a huge gaffe, I had a stun gun at the ready.”

  12. Pat says:

    Now, if you subtract the wisdom of Terrreza, Edwards, The NY Times, CBS, Babs, Springsteen, M&M, Juan Williams, Larry O’Donnell and Chris Mathews, Kerry’s brain is only this big…

  13. Lasting Magic says:

    “What we have is four more years.
    This much wiggle room for queers.
    New justices to allay our fears.
    We are born again Republican seers.”