THE DUKE VS STALIN

Frank J. has a rather den Bestian post on what it must have been like behind the scenes when Josef Stalin decided to try to kill John Wayne. My favorite snippet:

“Our intelligence says that John Wayne is currently in a bar with another actor Ronald Reagan,” said another advisor.

“Send our agents to kill him now!” Stalin ordered.

“What about Ronald Reagan?”

“He is just a B-movie actor; he is no threat to the Soviet Union,” Stalin said dismissively.

Indeed!

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James Joyner is Professor and Department Head of Security Studies at Marine Corps University's Command and Staff College and a nonresident senior fellow at the Scowcroft Center for Strategy and Security at the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm vet. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.