Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
If this is an example of ‘Texas’ that New Yorkers have used to form their opinion of the state, I hear-by withdraw all the bad things I said about them when they made fun of the Lone Star State.
For some, global warming can not come soon enough.
Be very careful that you do not grasp the “pan handle”.
Tips … Tips … I’ll give you a tip. When the white stuff is on the ground, put some freaking clothes on.
I never did understand performance art. Exactly how does this represent the Obama campaign and why is he singing about emperor’s clothes?
Off key, off color and off his rocker.
Now do you understand why I don’t watch American Idol?
I miss Mayor Guilliani.
Talk about a walk of shame the morning after, I hope she was worth it.
“I’ve been walkin’ these streets so long
Singin’ the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle’s the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain”–Glenn Campbell
In a play for southern votes, Barack (Hush Hush) Obama, channels his inner Bubba.
American Idol: Gitmo
Viewers didn’t quite know what to think of the latest winter Olympic sport (but many still waited for the start of the women’s competition).
After three months on the picket line, the IATF (International Assoc of Tooth Fairies) were happy to accept the latest contract offer, and return to work.
* Some New Yorkers take winter less seriously than others.
* How’s he keeping that guitar up?
* This week on “Traffic Cops Gone Wild”…
* It’s true that Naked people very seldom have any serious influence on society as a whole… but they sure do tend to attract attention.
* A fundraiser for D.A.M.N: Naked Men Against Dyslexia
His guitar was the third thing that turned blue that day.
Cowboy Bob demonstrates what will remain after the Democrat’s tax and spend plan is implemented.
Traffic cop “actually, in this weather there is a shrinkage factor that is on par with the Hillary campaign in Texas”
New sign at Starbucks:
No ShoesNo Shirt-Pants, No Service.NBC holds a press conference in Times Square, to announce their new fall lineup (and still nobody cares).
Singing in the rain …. just singing in the rain …
Summer replacements included a new edition of the Gong Show.
Kevin Federline launches his comeback.
In a last ditch effort to secure the nomination for Hillary. Bill appeals to his base.
Another Greenpeace global warming protest.
Momma’s don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys…
All we are say-yeeeng … is give peace a chance.
After three days, and not able to convince one single living soul, that the messiah had returned. Jesus left to go open a dive shop in Accapulco.
Like a wine-stoned cowboy…
Mama always said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”
Ron Paul fans are having a tough time getting back to their day jobs…
1. The Naked Cowboy strolls the streets of Manhattan, looking for something to pluck.
2. The Naked Cowboy: poster boy for the Banana Guard.
Momma don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals………
SHRINKAGE!!!
If this is an example of ‘Texas’ that New Yorkers have used to form their opinion of the state, I hear-by withdraw all the bad things I said about them when they made fun of the Lone Star State.
For some, global warming can not come soon enough.
Be very careful that you do not grasp the “pan handle”.
Tips … Tips … I’ll give you a tip. When the white stuff is on the ground, put some freaking clothes on.
I never did understand performance art. Exactly how does this represent the Obama campaign and why is he singing about emperor’s clothes?
Off key, off color and off his rocker.
Now do you understand why I don’t watch American Idol?
I miss Mayor Guilliani.
Talk about a walk of shame the morning after, I hope she was worth it.
With Global Cooling setting in, apparently they are making Snow Boots(TM) now.
Oooo, Al Gore why did you come to town????
My clothes are still off and my tips are soooo down….
“…and the MTV award for Best Country and Western song video goes to… “Snowbird Dick!”
Al Gore convinces PETA volunteer to strip for Global Warming.
1. At least the emperor has a guitar.
2. You can keep the hat on (and the guitar) (and the boots)
3. California Dreamin
“I’m going to a place
Where the sun keeps shinin’
Through the pourin’ rain.
Goin’ where the weather suits my clothes…”
Just be glad he’s not playing air guitar.
The Rhinestone Cowboy-sans rhinestones.
“I’ve been walkin’ these streets so long
Singin’ the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle’s the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain”–Glenn Campbell
Garth Brooks begins his comeback, “If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere, it’s up to you New York, New York.”
“Party on, Garth.”
“That’s right, you’re not from Texas.” — Lyle Lovett
Live from Times (not so) Square…
“Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places…”
What Joe Buck does between the Super Bowl and Opening Day.
“Are you sure Hank done it this way?”
You *don’t* want to know where he keeps his spare pick.
– This photo was taken an hour before Bobby Ray died from hypothermia. At least he died with his boots on.
– Hi Mom!
– Dang, sure ain’t as warm as Texas is.
– Looks like someone’s happy Bloomberg isn’t running for president.
– Sadly, those spurs won’t help stop his fall on the ice.
– “I’m turning blue without you!”
Senator Clinton – “My constituency is a little different.”
Jes’ boogaloo down Broadway, y’all!
salt Rock ON… please.
One can only hope this is a glitch in the Matrix.
This week on The Sarah Connor Chronicles we learn that a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range looks like a guitar.
“To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough.”
When did Flea let his hair grow out?
There’s No Business Like Snow Business.
Obamaman wasn’t nearly as popular as Obamagirl.
The competition for superdelegates became fierce.
Nuclear (winter) cowboy.
“I’ll do anything for Hillary Clinton!”
“Eat your heart out, Bill Clinton!”
“It’s summertime, summertime, sum sum summertime. Global warming wasn’t a big lie. People we’re all gonna die. Summertiiiiiiime!”
In a play for southern votes, Barack (Hush Hush) Obama, channels his inner Bubba.
American Idol: Gitmo
Viewers didn’t quite know what to think of the latest winter Olympic sport (but many still waited for the start of the women’s competition).
After three months on the picket line, the IATF (International Assoc of Tooth Fairies) were happy to accept the latest contract offer, and return to work.
It’ll be a cold day in hell if Texans don’t give Hillary the win.