Caption Contest
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Thursday, November 25, 2010
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Time for the Thanksgiving OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
Happy Thanksgiving All!!!!’
Winners will be announced Monday
(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Obama personally coaches new TSA screener, using a live turkey as a test subject.
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“Okay, Turkey, I’m pardoning you, but only if you register as a Democrat.”
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Wait… Where’s the junk I’m supposed to touch?
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In the name of Jesus Christ be healed turkey, and go forth and sin no more!
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Which turkey needs the pardon more?
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In the name ‘a th’ Lord…Hee-yul!
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Obama thought bubble: Hey! The outline really DOES look like a turkey!
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“Like my predecessors, I lack the will to stop this silly ritual.”
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“These are not the giblets you are looking for.”
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I am back with the flock, whew it must have been a dream, though these aren’t the same white boys I grew up with. mpw
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Your crime is being low on the food chain….for that….I pardon thee…..go….and multiply….whilse your brethren prepare for their appointed destinies…..fowl work tis this…
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MICHELLE: Don’t touch it, it probably has all kinds of germs on it.
OBAMA: I have to pat the turkey to find out what’s in it.
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Greetings:
“Talk to the hand, turkey.”
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First the TSA, now this guy…Why can’t my species fly!
On the upside, no helicopters like in Cincinnati back in ’78
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“There, there turkey”
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As part of his ongoing effort to burnish his image, GW returned to the White House for a holiday visit.
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Christine O’Donnell makes it to the White House after all.
Steve
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“I know he is, sir, but how’s that different from the last Chief Economic Advisor?
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Turkey thought bubble: {Wow, there are more turkeys here than back on the farm.}
Turkey thought bubble: {I don’t know why Obama’s giving me the pardon, cause he’s the one who keeps laying an egg.}
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Let’s see, pardon for this guy or DeLay, hmmm. OK, this guy. Send DeLay Conyer’s copy of Playboy and a carton of smokes; tell him, “good luck.”
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Turkey thought bubble: {Obama better keep her away from me cause I heard all about the Good Stuff Eatery naming a turkey burger the “Michelle Melt.”}
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Why is the turkey always white? Racists!!!!!!
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“Gimme a high 5, Big Guy!”
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Handler: “No, Mr President, it doesn’t need a teleprompter to tell it to gobble.”
MSNBC news bulletin: President Obama waves to adoring crowd of turkeys.
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Geez, the Secret Service agent is very “hands on” when it comes to handling VP Biden.
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….ooooooh Mrs. Habercamp….i’ve never choked a turkey before….
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Because turkey farmers always wear a suit and tie.
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“I have a gift.”
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Bammer: “Yes Sasha, all turkeys are white”.
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Why am I meeting with this Tom fellow again? Did Chief Justice Roberts quit?
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“Imposter turkeys get presidential pardon — Really White House Salahi gatecrashers in disguise!”
“By posing as Thanksgiving turkeys, Apple and Cider, the Salahi White House gatecrashers finally get their presidential pardon.”
“The Salahis crash White House, again! This time bypassing security posing as Thanksgiving turkeys, Apple and Cider.”
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Which one is the turkey?
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“Like Grey Poupon mustard, once again the Salahis prove themselves a cut above the rest when it comes to the fine art of professional party crashing, as they dupe White House security disguised as this year’s Thanksgiving turkeys, Apple and Cider.”
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“Taking time off from his busy campaign schedule, Rahm Emmanuel stops by the White House to say hi.”
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“Taking time off from his busy campaign schedule, Rahm Emanuel stops by the White House to say hi.”
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“Due to the possibility of incumbent weather, the annual Presidential Thanksgiving Day Turkey Pardoning Ceremony was moved partially indoors to prevent Obama’s drowning.”
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“Much to Obama’s dismay, the ‘Blue Dog Democrat’ turkey did not return the DNC’s secret hand salute.”
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“Much to Obama’s dismay, the ‘Blue Dog Democrat’ turkey did not return the DNC’s secret handshake salute.”
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“Already preparing for 2012, Obama practices for the day he will be on the receiving end of having to ask for a presidential pardon.”
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