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Caption Contest Winners

The All Problems Look Like Nails Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)


First: G.A.Phillips – Isildur, cast it into the fire!!!!!!

Second: JazzShaw“And Pelosi… your new pledge name will be… Flounder!”

Third: anjin-san – Equipped with a smokescreen gavel after a visit to Q, Agent Orange is ready for his next mission…


charles austinJohn Boehner’s middle name wouldn’t happen to be Henry, now would it?

Maggie Mama – I may walk softly but I carry a big f-in stick.

John425 – Boehner: “Why is the handle so sticky, Nancy?”

Robert W. Armijo“I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

MstrB – At least he isn’t crying.

JKB – New Speaker of the House vows to drive a wedge between the House and the American wallet.


Now all I need are Reid’s Spear and Magic Helmet.

Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger bloat

I only cried ’cause I dropped this M—– F—– on my big toe.


Now I’ll make Pelosi say ‘Palomino.’

“This is the new Binsford Model 20Trillion gavel… More power,,, Augh! Augh! Augh!”

The Monday Contest is seeking God.exe.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.


  1. Thanks for the HM, RD.

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