Caption Contest Winners
The All Problems Look Like Nails Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: G.A.Phillips – Isildur, cast it into the fire!!!!!!
Second: JazzShaw – “And Pelosi… your new pledge name will be… Flounder!”
Third: anjin-san – Equipped with a smokescreen gavel after a visit to Q, Agent Orange is ready for his next mission…
charles austin – John Boehner’s middle name wouldn’t happen to be Henry, now would it?
Maggie Mama – I may walk softly but I carry a big f-in stick.
John425 – Boehner: “Why is the handle so sticky, Nancy?”
Robert W. Armijo – “I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum.”
MstrB – At least he isn’t crying.
JKB – New Speaker of the House vows to drive a wedge between the House and the American wallet.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Now all I need are Reid’s Spear and Magic Helmet.
Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger bloat
I only cried ’cause I dropped this M—– F—– on my big toe.
Now I’ll make Pelosi say ‘Palomino.’
“This is the new Binsford Model 20Trillion gavel… More power,,, Augh! Augh! Augh!”
The Monday Contest is seeking God.exe.