Caption Contest
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Thursday, September 20, 2007
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Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Sorry about two Hillary pictures in a row, but this was too good to pass up.
REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Ok folks, quick impression of Monica’s ass.
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When asked why she stayed with Bill, Hillary gestures, and then woke up.
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I missed getting health care reform passed by that much.
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“Don’t worry, my health care plan will only screw you by this much.”
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“I salute you all.”
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“Extend the Bush tax cuts???!?!???…OVER MY BIG HAIRY THIGHS!!!.
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While sympathetic to her supporters who dreamed of having sex with Bill, Hillary demonstrated what it was really like.
“…and then the evil republicans are going to come and eat your children.” (The American dream turns into the American nightmare)
Hillary denied she was being held hostage by the unions and other special interest groups.
Hillary then demonstrated how she would secure the border against illegal immigration.
More proof that Bill is always behind Hillary.
What happens when MoveOn tells Hillary to assume the position?
When I say that you have to have a “willing suspension of disbelief” to believe her, I’m of course not saying she is lying. I mean, just look at that face.
I for one applaud her attempts to move away from the politics of sound bytes. I’m just not sure that mime really works for her.
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Oxymoron: preacher politicians
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OBEY!
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* When lawyers change careers to become tambourine preachers, you know where the real money is!
* “I am Hillary, hear me roar, I’m more important than Al Gore.”
* “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too”
* A reaction to the question: I’m sick of you, Hillary. Is this covered by your Healthcare Plan?
* A reaction to the question: How much money did you make on those cattle futures, Hillary?
* Difference between Hillary Clinton & snake oil salesman? Not much.
* Amazing, how she can pick your pocket with her arms spread wide, like that.
* And then, I bake those cookies WAY up in the oven…..
* Hillary, feeling strong indeed, after eating her breakfast of Choice… shredded wheat.
* maybe the shrew wasn’t so tame, after all.
* Heil Hillary….. Queen of the Fourth Reich
* Hillary’s all all preaches and scream, this morning, isn’t she?
Ya know, there are some subjects where this stuff just writes itself.
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Hillary, answering a question from the audience “..Sta…..STAND BY MY MAN???!!!!?!, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER”
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“And together, we’ll create the new American Dream: Individual appearances on American Idol for all of us!”
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“Ok, now this side: Row, row, row your boat…”
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Hillary, answering yet another question from the audience “good question, butt yes, my new tax plan will indeed show the elasticity of the average wealthy anii”
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Ohmigid, I’m in Room 101!
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And I thought having Freddy Krueger in my dreams was bad.
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“Hsut up!”
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Just another pandering liberal.
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Oh S**t on the American Dream, I am talking about MY dream!
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“So I walk in and Monica looks at me like….”
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[...] Willisms has OJ Simpson’s arresting officers. Rodney has OJ’s Mama. [...]
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First ping pong ball in wins the goldfish.
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Clap your hands or
TinkHealth Care dies!Helpful or Unhelpful:
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These end zone celebrations are going much too far.
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Harry Potter-my ass! I AM the Grand Imperial Wizard!
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“I am the great and powerful Oz!”
“All mine! It’s all mine!”
“BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PEASANTS!”
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1) Channeling MLK at a rally in Mississippi: “I have a DREAM….”
2) Look, nothing up my sleaves, now I’ll make your wallets empty once I’m elected.
3) Remember the scene from Police Academy, the final speech at the graduation of the cadets by the Commandant? Apparently that still happens at rallys. Who knew.
4) You Hsun’t worry about where the money on those collection plates will go.
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Dream….of the law finally catching up with Hillary.
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I am not a crook (redux)!
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To prove that she’s in touch with the military, Hillary executes the French version of “Present Arms!”
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No mas! No mas!
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YYYYYY EMMMMMM CEEEEEEE AYYYYYY!!!
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“It is not enough to obey Hillary. You must love Hillary!”
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The Womanchurian Candidate
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“I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a president, and a president of the United States too, and think foul scorn that Edwards or Obama, or any Republican should dare to invade the borders of my realm; the which, rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field. I know, already for your forwardness, you have deserved rewards and crowns; and we do assure you, in the word of a princess, they shall be duly paid you.”
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“I, for one, welcome your acceptance of me as your new overlord.”
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“Two words for anyone who gets in my way: Billy Dale.”
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The next lot, The American Dream, is sooooold to MoveOn.org.
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For “Dream” substitute “Nightmare.”
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“…and So, my fellow AMWAY dealers…”
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1) …And then I climbed out of Rodney Dill’s last caption contest like this…..
2) So is a Republican hiding with the Tazer going to get her when she gets off the stage?
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“It’s my dream in a box – my dream in a box.”
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Don’t cry for me Upper Harlem!
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1. Hillary joins hands with her two closest friends.
2. “The kick is long enough . . . it’s good! IT’S GOOOOOD!!!”
3. “Suck it, Jesus! I am their god now!”
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The force be with you.
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Senator Clinton – “As OJ would say, ‘Don’t let nobody out of here, motherf***er, you think you can steal my sh**!’”
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American NIGHTMARE !
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“You want the truth! I’ll tell you the truth.”
(A Few Good Men)
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Frankly my Dear Cheney I don’t give a damn!
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“Fasten your seatbelts. We’re in for a bumpy ride.” (Betty Davis)
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Come down off that cross Hillary someone needs the wood.
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1. “Boo!”
2. “Touchdown! Crap…still a year to go.”
3.”Gooooaaaallll!!!!”
4. “As president, my clothes will be more color-coordinated with the stage props than any previous holder of the office.”
5. “PURPLE!!!!!!”
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Weekend Caption Contest…
Other Current Contests . . ….
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To win in ’08, Hillary will have to part the Red Sea of middle America.
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Obi-Wan (Hillary): “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.” (Troops)
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Pesty flies!
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“allakhazam bippity boppity boo”
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“Well, someone had to have said Beetlejuice three times. I’m here aren’t I?”
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“Can you dig it?”
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For all those who think Bush sucks…
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DreamOn.org
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“W!”
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“You loathe me, you really loathe me!”
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“This is how I will prove I am not a lesbian!”
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Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton showing how she will welcome illegal aliens to the United States of America if she is elected President.
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BY THE POWER OF WHITEWAT . . . .GREYSKULL!
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