Caption Contest
·
Monday, August 31, 2009
·
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Heino Kalis (SPAIN SOCIETY FOOD)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
REUTERS/Heino Kalis (SPAIN SOCIETY FOOD)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
You can spend a trillion dollars putting lipstick on 47 million pigs…..What!? you didn’t just give them the lipstick…..Noooooo……
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
There’s a fruit store on our street
It’s run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers “no”.
He just “yes”es you to death, and as he takes your dough
He tells you
“Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
We’ve string beans, and onions
Cabbages, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned to-mah-to
A Long Island po-tah-to
But yes, we have no bananas.
We have no bananas today.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
This just in….End of summer vegetable sale causes a riot at local supermarket. Film at eleven.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hey. These ain’t Jersey tomatoes!!!!!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Regretful Obama voters come clean?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Angry fans at a soccer game accused of throwing somesort of salad at the players, were “tossed” out of the game.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. tomato’s, tomatoes, Obamacare indoctrinated.
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.
Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.
There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.
On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
It is a gruesome scene where the initial attack of the killer tomatoes commenced.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
With Obeyme coming back from vacation, and the Repubs united against Obamacare. The libs are left to (master) debate among themselves.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
And you think town hall meetings in the US are getting nasty…
A scene from the long awaited sequel – Soylent Red.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Seeing that the Tea Party demonstration was ineffective, the local activists went for a re-enactment of “The 300.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
It rubs the ‘maters in it’s skin. It does this when it’s told or it gets the whip again
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Rare behind-the-scenes glimpse of “rottentomatoes” critics at work.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The tomatoes? Oh, that’s only because someone stole the watermelons last night.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
This breaking news just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
A still from the working draft of Quentin Tarentino’s next film.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Never, ever run out of basil again!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
It was just after dark when the truck started down
the hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of tomatoes…
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Sauced in the afternoon.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Why? Why? Because no one would come to the okra fight.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Rodney’s “deliberative body†exhibiting the thoughtful process of picking winners and losers….
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hey, did anyone see my yogurt?
I’m not eating another bite until I see the nutrition label.
What did you expect yelling, “free lunch” so close to the ketchup factory?
UC at Berkely celebrated the passage of the new cap and trade bill.
Where’s Waldo?
Typical May day celebration at Madison Wisconsin.
The freshman science class discovered that the tomato recipe worked better than brownies.
The Tomato Worker’s Amalgamated Union gets a raise.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Today, August 31st, the Mediterranean village of Bunol celebrates Abortion Festivas Day…..
Too much?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Ka’Boom Pakistan, revelers mark the maximum distance at which a single bomb vest can scatter the entrails of local up and comers. Trophies are awarded to the next of kin.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Spanish Euchre tournament spectators fight for survival when a Futbol game breaks out.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The Spanish Commodity Exchange Pit Floor: the scene turns surreal as the commodity moves from tomatoes to pork bellies
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Apparently it all began as an argument over “tomayto” or “tomahto.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Stay away from the brown acid.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Alex, what is 300 people dealing with being sprayed by skunks?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona doesn’t always turn out so good for the bulls when the people are really hungry.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
After the worldwide expose’ of the Larry the Cucumber pickling incident, voters protested the election of the Bob the Tomato regime.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
The two sides faced off at the You Say Tomaato, I Say Tomahto Festival.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Stimata Camp offers burning bush campfires, reenactment of the parting of the Red Sea and (seen here) the fall of Jericho.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
[...] Dill | Thursday, September 3, 2009 The May The Sauce Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
[...] Dill | Thursday, September 3, 2009 The May The Sauce Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0