Caption Contest
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Thursday, September 24, 2009
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/U.S. Army/Sgt. 1st Class Alex Licea
Winners will be announced Monday PM
REUTERS/U.S. Army/Sgt. 1st Class Alex Licea
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
* When this baby gets up to 88 miles an hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit!
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Because of budget cuts, Sgt. Michaels was forced to seek alternate means of transportation to the battlefield.
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At only $500,000 a copy, the new Urban Assault Vehicle is successfully undergoing operational tests in realistic conditions.
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Captain MacLean demonstrates the Chinese manufactured transport vehicle with “laser cross-bar” which will be provided to the Afghan mechanized infantry.
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First no armored vehicles and now this!
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GM comes through for the troops with its new fuel efficient model.
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For more than 113 year Schwinn Bicycles have demonstrated cycling passion with full-on rocket ships and rugged commuters, classic cruisers and BMX bikes …. but did you know they really make a bomb-proof mountain bike?
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A Schwinn Bicycle: “It’s for life” if you ride their bomb-proof mountain bike.
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The Obama Administration has replaced the Army Hummers with what they believe is a humdinger of low carbon emissions.
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Obama grants approval for the surge in Afghanistan (three bicycles, two sling shots, and a pair of roller skates).
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Bambi gets serious about Iran, and instructs the Pentagon to draw a line in the sand.
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a soldier needs a bicycle, like a fish needs a harmonica ….
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It definately saves money and it allows soldiers to quietly sneak up on the enemy…It’s a schwinn-schwinn situation.
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“Officers in the U.S. Army can rise to any challenge. Can you?â€
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“My girlfriend sports a T shirt saying, I Love My Biker Dude.”
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A US soldier finally locates the fabled Cycle of Violence.
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I am not sure, but I do not think this was in McCrystal’s request.
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Washington’s next scandal de jour? A lack of uparmoured bycicles.
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“Umm, Charlie, I don’t think that that is what ‘going green’ means.”
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Sgt. Troy and the rest of the Rat Patrol checked out their new transportation, lamenting the loss of their jeeps and machine guns. Remembering the mission, he turned to his comrades, started pedaling and yelled. “OK, shake it!” As he rolled on, Troy contemplated retirement.
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As the amused spectators watched, Floyd tried to play it off after he realized there was no seat.
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Lance Corporal Army Strong
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Sadly, X Games: Salmon Pak was relegated to ESPN 8, “The Ocho.”
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There has to be an In-N-Out Burger in this town and homeys, watch me find it.
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It’s wise to wear knee pads when riding an Iraqi bike…
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On the back of his flak jacket reads in Arabic, “If you can read this, my Wingman fell off.”
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Rule #22: Never volunteer to be a spokesman for your regiment.
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“They say that war is just like riding a bicycle — once you master it, you never forget it. Well, the last part is true. I’ll never forget it.”
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