Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, March 30, 2009 · 2 comments

The Class Clown Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES POLITICS)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: markm – Barack: “YESSS KIDS….that is the TOTUS…cut me some slack”

Second: mpw280 – How come these kids know more about the US Constitution than I do?

Third: chsw – Obama realizes a need for a new program – Every Child Needs a Teleprompter.

HONORABLE MENTION

elliot – Obama (thinking): Hmmm…4 times 3…Dang, I’m stumped. I guess I’m not smarter than a fifth grader.

Elmo – That attitude won’t get you anywhere Barry, did you or did you not bring enough gum for everyone?

Stormy Dragon – Obama desperately tries to keep his right eyebrow from escaping.

Floyd – Moments later Obama was expelled from the school grounds for making his hand in the shape of a…. OMG!! GUN!!!!

Maggie Mama – Obama’s disgust is clearly apparent after the young visitor to the Oval Office asks if the President would read her “The Pet Goat” story.

BigShyBear – That’s a stumper – how do you spell potato?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Hmmmm… I wonner if’n I could run a car company?”

After the girl successfully spelled ‘Trout,’ Obama was asked to spell ‘Humuhumunukunukuapuaa.’

From the new hit series, “Welcome Back Carter.”

The Monday Contest has already been hitting the sauce.