OTB Caption Contest
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Monday, March 18, 2013
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Iranian scientists prepare to test their latest rockets payload capacity with one big ass rock.
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And seeing as the OTB Caption Contest is to make people laugh, I feel the need to pass this totally off topic post along:
Cops: Pa. Guard Shot Finger Trying to Remove Wedding Ring During Fight
Personally, I always found dish soap to be quite effective.
via TPM
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@OzarkHillbilly: Especially this part.
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@rodney dill: Yeah, but he just hates her so much,
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Here three indiscriminate killers prepare to murder innocent women and children
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It’s not a question of where it grips it, it’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five-pound rocket is NOT going to carry a 50-pound rock!
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Hey Aziz, forget the wiring, I can never figure that stuff out either Grab that board over there and let’s just launch it with this big rock!
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“Of course this will work. I read it on the Internet!”
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Obama: “Sequestration cuts will not only cause the elderly to form street gangs to steal cat food for their survival…….but…..we will have to subcontract Hamas to get bottled water to the International Space Station…..”
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“Hey Adad, this fourth of July sh*t is pretty bitchin’ whicked eh?”
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The Russian space program has fallen a long way from its zenith.
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Okay, so where do I put the pumpkin?
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Rocket? I thought you said rock it.
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Hafeez was beheaded right after the utterance, “Hey those wires aren’t insulated… is that Kosher?”
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Ahmed’s heart froze as the fuze ignited just before he read the fateful words, “Acme Rocket Co., endorsed by W.E. Coyote.”
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“If this works…. WooHooo! 72 virgins here I come!!!”
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@JKB:
So, how much is Assad paying you for writing your comments?
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@Donald Sensing: “Meepmeep!”
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Hey – I got this giant flint rock. Maybe that will help it ignite.
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Greetings:
Religion of Peace members prepare to send their latest peace proposal to the Israelis.
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@11B40:
Assad is paying you too?
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@PJ:
Do we know that is true? Reuters’ photos have been shown to have been manipulated, staged or otherwise not what they represent before?
Are their civilian populations within the impact zone of the rocket should it fail to fly to its intended target?
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It was learned that naming the rocket Trebuchet confused some users.
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Meanwhile back in Dearborn, MI — “Of course it’s OK, Earl… just what part of ‘Shall not be infringed‘ don’t you understand?”
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@JKB:
This is about making fun of people…. others or ourselves. If you can not do one or the other….
Don’t bother.
(personally, I think my best has been directed at myself. Others may disagree.)
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@OzarkHillbilly:
This POST is about making fun of people….
just in case I wasn’t clear.
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Some assembly required my ass……
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Aziz, chill, its just a line from a Rolling Stones tune: “between a rocket and a hard place………..”
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World’s fastest falafel delivery system beta-testing demonstrates some need for refining.
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Syriaously?
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“Here I am! Getting a rock, to a rocket again!” (Spoken with middle eastern Klaus Mein accent)
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In stone age warfare, Fred “Twinkletoes” Flintstone joins the assault on Mr. Slate.
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Although rock beat paper and scissors, Ahmed quickly learned that you don’t want rock.
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@Crusty Dem: Al Gore endorses world wide falafel delivery, but is dead set against Global Shwarma-ing
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The plan is after we fire on The Gorn with our homemade gunpowder, Captain Kirk finishes him off with the rock. Got it?
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Meanwhile, back in in Dothan, AL, al-Sisyphus says, “hold my rock and watch this.”
As Majority Leader Reid noted, the training cuts caused by the sequester have had devastating effects on the military.
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That thing got a hemi?
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Abdul Garp notes that a previous rocket attempt had exploded on this exact spot, so what are the odds of that happening again?
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To the moon al-ice.
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Sprinkle the silver fulminate there and I’ll drop this rock on it to ignite the rocket.
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Although the Free Syrian Army’s homemade rocket’s guidance system was surpassingly accurate, its flintlock ignition mechanism left much to be desired.
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God-dard it!
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Damascus, we have a problem.
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I looked all over this thing for some moss, but no luck. You’re just going to have to light it without any kindling,
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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On my signal, unleash the hellfire missile.
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