OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Ninja vs. Pirate Village Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Ninja vs. Pirate Village Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

A Kurdish Peshmerga fighter holds a a RPG launcher in an area overlooking Baretle village, which is controlled by the Islamic State, in Khazir


REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Guarneri – Down the hill. Off the church bell, through the truck ……nothing but net.

Second: charles austin – Ahmed, have a Snickers.

Third: Moosebreath – Someday, son, all this will be your rubble.

HONORABLE MENTION

Jeremy“Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. Except for DC.”

Franklin – Musician with a high-powered bassoon is headed for a gig at the Star Wars Cantina.

GregR – “Hold my beer at watch this!”

James Pearce – If they run, they’re mujahedin. If they stand still, they’re well-disciplined mujahedin.

OzarkHillbilly – Yeah… stand right there…. while I pull this trigger.

DrDaveT – Yeah, it’s a pretty big town, but you should see the one that got away…

JKB – “Don’t you know not to sneak up on a man when he’s handling his weapon?”

Paul Hooson – Oh Oh, that doesn’t look good for business……

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Help me line up the target…. Stand a little more to your left.”

Now all I need is the illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

“Hmmm… Dis ain’t Pismo Beach…”

“It’s Miller time!”

“You didn’t build that”

“If you build it they will come… ”

That’s no way to kill roaches.

Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Guarneri says:

    Tranquility base, the Eagle has (finally) landed. No more Dan Marino……..

  2. Just 'nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    Moosebreath, you were robbed!

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Just ‘nutha ig’rant cracker: I had Guarneri and Moosebreath as a tie.

  4. Moosebreath says:

    Meh, I liked Guaneri’s a lot. Thanks anyway.

  5. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you! – But, I did self-enjoy my joke about these guys burning this town to the ground and then looting it…That’s quite a concept! – And, I managed to tie in a few Bill Cosby jokes as well – Hey, Hey, Hey!!!