OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Ninja vs. Pirate Village Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Ninja vs. Pirate Village Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Guarneri – Down the hill. Off the church bell, through the truck ……nothing but net.
Second: charles austin – Ahmed, have a Snickers.
Third: Moosebreath – Someday, son, all this will be your rubble.
HONORABLE MENTION
Jeremy – “Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. Except for DC.”
Franklin – Musician with a high-powered bassoon is headed for a gig at the Star Wars Cantina.
GregR – “Hold my beer at watch this!”
James Pearce – If they run, they’re mujahedin. If they stand still, they’re well-disciplined mujahedin.
OzarkHillbilly – Yeah… stand right there…. while I pull this trigger.
DrDaveT – Yeah, it’s a pretty big town, but you should see the one that got away…
JKB – “Don’t you know not to sneak up on a man when he’s handling his weapon?”
Paul Hooson – Oh Oh, that doesn’t look good for business……
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Help me line up the target…. Stand a little more to your left.”
Now all I need is the illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
“Hmmm… Dis ain’t Pismo Beach…”
“It’s Miller time!”
“You didn’t build that”
“If you build it they will come… ”
That’s no way to kill roaches.
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.
Tranquility base, the Eagle has (finally) landed. No more Dan Marino……..
Moosebreath, you were robbed!
@Just ‘nutha ig’rant cracker: I had Guarneri and Moosebreath as a tie.
Meh, I liked Guaneri’s a lot. Thanks anyway.
Thank you! – But, I did self-enjoy my joke about these guys burning this town to the ground and then looting it…That’s quite a concept! – And, I managed to tie in a few Bill Cosby jokes as well – Hey, Hey, Hey!!!