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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
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Biden’s ‘fire two blasts’ advice doesn’t fly when you’re talking magic carpets.
Wife #4 in background: “Stop playing with that RPG on my clean carpet!”
No matter what he tries, Bernie Sanders’ campaign just won’t take off.
Water-powered jet packs in the desert haven’t quite caught on.
Saudi Arabia’s NASA program starts off with a blast.
To the moon, Alice! To the moon!
Hold my beer. Watch this.
The rocket propelled prayer rug was not very good at getting pilgrims to Mecca.
For the Jihadi who has everything: The Ronko CPR/RPGL*. Combination Prayer Rug/Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher.
Using prayer rugs for launch pads will get you to Jannah with all the blessings of Mohammed.
WOOHOO! 72 virgins, here I kum!!!!
He’s got a rocket in his pocket.
You swoop in on the carpet, and then use the powered Pogo stick for the final assault.
Iran’s nuclear powered pogo stick evidenced their “only peaceful use” claims and left critics sheepishly embarrassed.
Special Head attempts to get back on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT with his levitation trick, but to no avail…
Sadly, this is why the Saudi Arabian Air Force has been largely ineffective against ISIS…
So a developing country looks at this arms export film from Saudi Arabia, but decides to buy arms from Israel instead…
Sadly, I’d say that the Saudi astronaut program is a few years from landing a man on the moon…
Snowboarding is for wimps.
I think it’s high time Saudi Arabia lets bygones be bygones and accepts Israel’s help to fight ISIS…
MAGIC CARPET TRIED…
TRAGIC CARPET RIDE…
Mohammad Ali A Go Go…
I’m Fayed Husseini and I am running for Majlis. (this works better on geese)
“Just set it …. and
… forget it!”
Given the absence of an ocean, Ahmed’s interpretation of the Beach Boys’ classic Surfin’ U.S.A. required some improvisation.
The world’s first (and likely last) antiaircraft suicide bomber.
Not only did the Saudis contribute to the Clinton Foundation, but they developed a flying broomstick for Hillary so that she could terrorize Republicans as the Wicked Witch of the West Wing.
“We’ll clean any rug for $45!”
DiBlasio announces major alternative to decrepit NYC subway system.
Iranian scientist demonstrates new nuclear weapon developed under trade swap with North Korea.
Bernie Sanders’ campaign takes off.
I’ve got no idea what he’s doing, only that he does it in the direction of Mecca five times a day.
Only through quick thinking and ingenuity was Fahid able to escape the La Brea Carpets.
Aladdin 2.0 beta version.
The newest sport in the Middle East- Extreme Pogo!
“HASSAN SHOT!”
The ISIS recruiters were unimpressed by Khalil’s demonstration of carpet bombing.
An ISIS warrior learns the hard way not to disarm an RPG in mid-flight.
Sadly, he thought it was an RPG to give him a little boost, but it actually turned out to be one of those old American 1950’s Davy Crockett recoiless rifles that fires that a small 53pound battlefield nuclear warhead….
Meet Fariq, our mortar enemy.
“…and this is a traditional Isfahan carpet in the ‘mahi’ pattern, wool with silk highlights, natural vegetable dyes, 120 knots per inch, and atomic pogo stick.”
“No, Achmed, the phrase is flying carpet. It’s a carpet, and it flies. It’s not flying AND a carpet… You’re not listening.”
Helmet laws: let those who ride decide
“Oh sheet, eet worked!!! Allah snackbarrr!”
Achmed thought bubble: “This new Dyson vacuum cleaner is sure tough on carpets.”
ISIS captures Jared Fogle and sends him into orbit….Strangely, Jared Fogle ended his Subway career the same way he started it….trying to get into small pants…