Rodney Dill
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Monday, May 30, 2005
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
All this hype over Revenge of the Sith has Chewbacca just beside himself.
My, what big teeth you have, grandmother.
I don’t care what planet you’re from. Get a haircut, you hippie!
…and this class, is why you should never, ever shave a wookie.
Now open wide…
Good, I see you both flossed all the veins out from between your teeth after the battle of Kashyyyk.
The winner and runner-up, and only two contestants, in the 2005 Phil Spector look alike contest pose for a photo and assure fans that they are, in fact, available for parties.
Howard Stern gets married.
“Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny” says the doublemint twins
Evolution or Intelligent Design – you tell me.
Doctor Who and Chewbacca team up for the newest Star Wars spinoff, tentatively titled “The Revenge of the Extremely Fuzzy Characters With Only the Vaguest Ties to Sci-fi Fandom”.
The finalists on “Yavin Idol” react to Simon Palpatine’s criticism and electrocution of their fellow contestants.
Then they say your hair’s too long, but I don’t care, with you I can’t go wrong.
Then put your little hand in mine, there ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb,babe.
I got you babe.I got you babe.
Since the whole “Native American” thing didn’t work out, Ward Churchill has been quietly circulating pictures that prove he is actually a Wookie.
“I don’t need you to worry for me ’cause I’m allll right
I don’t want you to tell me it’s time to go hoooome
I don’t care what you say anymore this is myyyyy life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me aloooone!”
Desperate housewives high on a potent mix of rogaine and viagra
right-wing radio show hosts after a day of ranting and raving
Anny Coulter forgot to take her birth control pills two years in a row
Inbreeding is not much of a problem here in the state of Texas
“I want to BE a part of it…New York, NEW YORK!”
Chewie and Woody stop off for some Wookie Cookies.
The happy couple pictured here, Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis, announced their engagement this week.
1:Finally, Peter was able to meet Janet Reno, the “original Wookie”.
2: Chewie…Can you recommend a good conditioner?
3: Chewie….where’s your hand?
“AFLAC!”
What happens in Las Vegas…
… Stays in Las Vegas
Unless they escape.
“Thish time in harrrrmony. 33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 32 bottles of beer on the wall.”
Howard was confused. He’d always known he was an adopted child, but wondered how it was he looked so much like his adoptve father.