Caption Contest
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
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“Right, and so I took Nixon like this–over my head–and I said ‘LOOK! WE ARE IN CAMBODIA! SEE!’–and he was all like, ‘Nuh-uh’ and then I showed him my CIA guy hat, and you know, then, well, he had to admit I was right.”
Mr. Kerry demonstrates his new Forign Policy Plan: Surrender as soon as you see the whites of their eyes.
The bigger they are,
The dorkier they look.
Noticing that his head was so close to the ceiling, this day would be seared–seared–in John Kerry’s memory as the day he realized he was 10 feet tall.
“No, I do not feel that Presidential Candidates should be subject to steroid testing. Why do you ask?”
“Cealis, anyone?”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Freak OUT!
John Kerry hops on the table and the Democrat faithful start whippin’ out the dollar bills!
(Lapdances reserved for major donors only)
“Welcome to Coyote Ugly!”
“Aaaaaand it looks like the K-Man is about to perform his famous ‘Belly-Flip-Flop’ from the top rope…”
Never let it be said that I could resist a straight line…
AAAAAAAAADDDDDRRRRRRRIIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNN!!!!
Kerry’s wiggle wows ’em in Nashua, New Hampshire.
John Kerry’s secret service agent just could not refrain from saying Frau Blucher to John at inopportune times, once he learned that it always evoked the same Pavlovian response from the candidate.
Kerry does a table dance at Gov. McGreevey’s going away party.
“…because I’m 6’8″ and I can do what I want!” [–obscure Monty Python reference]
Heeey Macarana!
Who’s naughty? This guy! (obscure t.v. commercial reference)
Grrrr!
Everyone that wants Kerry as President raise your hands.
I’m too sexy for my tie.
Attention everyone! Look at me! I am that war hero – from Vietnam!!
“And I showed Paul Hamm how to finish up just like this off from his high bar dismount.”
That sonofabitch stood me up!
“Schwing!”
“If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy, come on baby let me know!”
“Is this what Alexandra means by ‘raising the roof’?”
This reminds me of Clinton’s post-presidential crotch shot on Rolling Stone. Ewwww…
“Everyone, pay attention to me! I said, everyone pay attention to me!”
“It’s fun to stay at the Y …”
“We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.”
Sorry, I meant to write:
“And I showed Paul Hamm to finish just like this with his high bar dismount to lock down the all around gold medal.”
“Put your hands up in the air, like you just don’t care!”
Kerry showing his Teyva side in his rendition of
“If I were a rich man.” After he was through, he
went on to say how nuanced his campaign was. He compared it to being a fiddler on the roof.
Do I make you horny?
“Hippy hippy shake!”
(the link is to explain the reference)
Oops, wrong URL. This is the right one.
“Hippy hippy shake!”
John Kerry finishes up a searing karaoke performance……”yes I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me”.
John Kerry’s night at the Roxbury.
I’m a golden god!
“…and then I said, Where’s my F–ckin’ balloons.“
“Whaddya mean, Pelosi and Clinton each broke a C-Note for 100 singles!?!”
Which Clinton? Hitlery or Billybubba?