OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Emergency Blow Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Emergency Blow Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: R. E. Davidson – Giant woman seeking a big buoy. Must like watersports.
Second: Peterh – Tranquility prevailed throughout prior to the first passing of gas…
Third: Robert W. Armijo – “Hey, you in the boat…Yeah, you. You want a magic sword?”
HONORABLE MENTION
charles austin – We’re going to need a bigger boat.
Drew – Ten years later, some of the nuclear disaster clean-up workers from Japan had a need for larger venues to bathe.
physics geek – Wait, what? When did I fall into a Jonathan Swift novel?
Matt – Lady Gaga’s latest stunt makes a big splash.
Moosebreath – Can’t a lady get some privacy when she’s taking a bath?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Just another tampon commercial
She felt violated after being trireme’d a few times.
“RAMMING SPEED”
Nemo never was found
We don’t need Two Men and a Truck, we need Two Argonauts and a Boat.
The Thursday Contest thinks a motion to adjourn is always in order.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! …