Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Suffolk County Police

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    I’m from the government. I’m here to help. Give me all your money.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Soft-spoken Harry Reid has found a unique way to balance the budget.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Photographic proof that the Obama Administration is taking over more banks.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Don’t laser me, bro!

  5. Hodink says:

    “Last week it was Elvis. This week, you. Vegas is Vegas!”

  6. jfoobar says:

    “You are unwise to lower your defens…err, interest rates.”

  7. G.A.Phillips says:

    Times are tough all over, the galaxy.

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    The Empire Strikes Bank?

  9. physics geek says:

    “Give me all your money. It is your destiny.”

    “I find your lack of faith in the deposits backing my requested withdrawal… disturbing.”

    “Guards do not concern me, Teller. I want that money, not excuses.”

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Obamanomics success. Long term disgruntled unemployed have now found a new form of wealth distribution.

  11. Don’t worry, George Lucas will airbrush the gun out of the picture before the trial.

    I find your lack of 100s disturbing.

    The Phantom Menace?

    I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

    Sorry, I left my light saber at home.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    Financial reform pushes small businesses into structuring new types of bank loans.

  13. John425 says:

    “Give me all your Luke!” I mean, “give me all your loot”

  14. John425 says:

    Reach for the sky, Princess Leia! Heh, heh. Who’s your daddy now?

  15. Yes, I’m using the force. The dark side, yes, yes. Now stop laughing and just put the money in the bag.

  16. So that’s where all the TARP money went.

  17. Hurry up, my Death Star is double parked.

  18. Darth Vader learns an early valuable lesson that you can always get more with harsh words and a gun than you can with just harsh words.

  19. If only there had been 24, 531 gun regulation laws and ordinances this might have been prevented. — The Brady Campaign.

  20. Greed shot first.

  21. Reach for the sky, Princess Leia! Heh, heh. Who’s your daddy father now?

    There, fixed that for you.

  22. 1) After the dissolution of the Imperial Senate (due to its budget deficit), Darth Vader has a little more trouble than he anticipated making the Stormtrooper payroll.

    2) Finally realizing that the George Lucas ‘Star Wars’ franchise was really over, nerds begin to turn to a life of crime.

    3) Moments later, the authorities easily apprehended the suspect in the bank’s parking lot, where he was waiting for a ride from his mother.

    4) The suspect later explained to authorities that his Dick Cheney costume was at the cleaners.

    5) After setting up a stakeout at the ‘Comic-Con’, police later apprehended the suspect.

  23. 6) Police later detained and released Dick Cheney, apologizing for the mistaken identity.

    7) After the bank robbery, police detained and released Dick Cheney. Later apologizing profusely for the mistaken identity.