Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, August 16, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
It’s your shop, but just from a basic marketing perspective, I don’t think Oil Soaked Pelican is a very good idea for a flavor.
This year alone we have saved or created more than, what? Oh, sorry. Ummm… three rocky roads with sprinkles, I guess.
In the future the First Lady would like you to check BMI before serving ice cream to any child.
We’d like three arugula salads with low-fat dressing on the side, please.
Sorry Mr. President, I need to see your ID. Your wife convinced the FDA that ice cream is an addictive drug and we can now only sell to individuals over the age of 21. By the way – the free toys are now outlawed as well.
My wife has a rather large mouth; how many scoops will it take to shut it up?
“Let me be clear. There are those that say we should be ordering a fudgecicle. There are those that say we should be ording a dilly bar. But I was not elected to keep making the same old tired choices that we have fallen into all these years. The American people are tired of the same old ice cream-as-usal compromises. They are demanding a Nutty Butty, and I as president will not rest until we can all share in that sweet chocolate and peanut coated American dream.”
Michele’s thought bubble – “That’s my favorite position for him.”
In a whisper … “Yeah, I’d like an hour with that cute woman Tiger was seeing.”
“I can haz cheeseburger?”
Can I pay for this with Food Stamps?
Do you know who I am?
Michele – I like my man how I like my country – bent over.
I’d like a double dip recession, I mean, vanilla ice cream cone.
Listen, I’m going to order the frozen yogurt cone but I want you to give me the ice cream. Just don’t tell Michelle.
1) What do you mean my credit card was declined?
2) It’s your Constitutional right to open up a business. I just question your judgement in opening it so close to the Gulf oil spill disaster zone.
3) Now do your cheeseburgers come with freedom fries?
4) So how are things working out for you behind the counter, Obama Girl?
5) Obama Girl?! Are you working here now?
6) For the last time, I’m not here for the job.
7) Yes, I’m sure I gave you a Benjamin.
8) Now both the EPA and FDA guarantee eating seafood from the Gulf won’t make you DOA.
Although Dems have cut food stamp benefits so that the First Lady’s “Let’s Move” program can be initiated, the First Family has no plans to “move” until they get their ice cream sundaes.
With the purchase of three double scoops, Prezbo announces another job created or saved with his million dollar vacation stimulus project.
The audacity of soft-serve.
Without TOTUS, it took eight mnutes to order two cones and a small sundae.
Do you have those, um, waffle cones?
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Biden! What the hell are you doing back there?
9) I see you accept EBT cards…um, what’s an EBT card?
10) I see you accept EBT cards…um, what’s that? Some kind of college fraternity discount club or something?
I like that. ‘POTUS Floatus’. Gimme three of ’em.
Mannish doesn’t EVEN begin to describe her. I swear she has the hands of a wide receiver and the butt of a sumo wrestler. Heh, heh, heh…heh……..oh crap…she’s standing behind me isn’t she!?!?
I’ll take three diversity specials: One “Barney Frank” with extra nuts, one “Cracker Baby” with hot fudge on top, and “Jihadist” with crushed jew-jew beans.
I’m looking for something that will make my wife proud to be an American for the second time in her adult life.
Strange isn’t it? A hot day here on the gulf coast and there’s nobody in line. It’s as though there isn’t anybody with enough money left in the area to buy ice cream. But hey, at least the lines are short. It’s good to be the king.
“Care to see my impression of Ronald McDonald?
Whaddya mean I’m too old for a Happy Meal?”
I guess what these contests show is just how mean spirited some people are about a father buying ice cream for his kid. Depressing really.
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