Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Michael Hamm says:

    Girly-Man in Chief wins a decisive victory in the gay, lesbian, transgender, weakling Democrat, golfing (while I should be working) championship tournament.

  2. FormerHostage says:

    Ooops! Mispelled Woman.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    I’m proud and happy to be here speaking to you. Uh…can one of you get me a cup of coffee?

  4. FormerHostage says:

    I understand your issues and concerns. As a young boy I often thought about becoming a woman.

  5. FormerHostage says:

    I’m glad to be here speaking to this group of typical white women.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    See, I told you Obama’s a wuss!

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Oh sure, he appears manly ….. when surrounded by a room full of women.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Heh…I wanna meet this “Fortune” chick!

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    What, I have to wrestle Linda McMahon for the title?

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Our first ball-less President accepts the Nevil Chamberlain award for female impersonator of the year.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Thank you for this honor. I must also accept on behalf of TOTUS who has made me the fake (Wo)man I have turned out to be.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    I am sorry that Michelle could not be here today, but she is in an arm wrestling contest with Rush Limbaugh.

  13. mpw280 says:

    You can tell from the smile that the powerful woman is underneath the podium on her knees. mpw

  14. JKB says:

    “They liked me. They really liked me!”

  15. JKB says:

    And yet, the woman who can alter a news cycle with a tweet and realign an election with a Facebook posting was not invited.

  16. John425 says:

    Anything suggestive of “vaginal politics” guarantees Obama will show up.

    Obama: “Hillary couldn’t make it so she sent me.”

    Obama: “Honoring powerful women like Sarah Palin? I thought this was about me!”

  17. I was expecting John Kerry looking for his third fortune to marry.

  18. I present you Miss Fortune of 2010.

  19. It’s all about the O.

  20. On the hustings stands a Boxer, a politician by her trade,
    And she carries the reminders of every PAC that paid her off
    ‘Til November when she cried out in her anger and her shame,
    “I am leaving, I am leaving, but Feinstein still remains.”

    Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

  21. American Idol makes more Americans idle.

  22. Fortune favors the scold.

  23. G.A.Phillips says:

    Hello sweeties…..

  24. John425 says:

    Obama: “Come on up, girls. I’ll let you feel the power!”

  25. Don’t worry about my polling.

  26. That evening, a voice was heard in the West Wing yelling, “‘Greater good?’ I’m your wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!” Whether it came from Michelle Obama or Honey Best wasn’t clear.

  27. It’s good to be the king.

  28. Michael Hamm says:

    Ladies, let my horizontal smile meet your vertical one.

  29. Mr. Prosser says:

    Ladies, so good to be here. Lady Gaga, you better move before Oprah makes a sandwich out of your dress. Carly, put on a hat, Meg is coming with some sheep shears.

  30. Maggie Mama says:

    After constantly looking at Michelle, Obama can’t hide his pleasure at seeing women who are not only powerful but also pleasant to the eye.

  31. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama accepts the “Miss-anthrope” award for most destructive American politician of the year.

  32. Michael Hamm says:

    What – you say my bra straps are showing.

  33. Michael Hamm says:

    Stimulus, Stimulus, I’ll show you stimulus.

  34. Michael Hamm says:

    Now for the next award presentation, let me introduce the Blue Dress Lady, Mr. Bill Clinton.

  35. Right now, I’m wishing I had taken the little blue pill.

  36. Cowboy Blob says:

    Smell isn’t everything.

  37. Rachel Edith says:

    “Well, we all know who that would be …”

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    His wife? Lady Gaga? Ellen DeGeneres? Meredith Vieira? Rachel Madow? Katie Couric?
    Diane Sawyer? Christiane Amanpour? Yeeks! Even President Obama couldn’t hide his amusement at the absurd choices on Forbes’ list.

  39. Cargosquid says:

    Thought balloon:

    These women have NO CLUE that my thong is prettier than theirs.

  40. 1) “Y’all don’t need Hillary Clinton to run for Vice President come 2012. Not while you still got good old Joe and me around. Because if you place our mojos into a centrifuge to extract our X-chromosomes, together we makeup one powerful and fine-looking woman — Just like Sarah Palin!”

  41. 2) “Y’all don’t need Hillary Clinton to run for Vice President come 2012. Not while you still got good old Joe and me around. Because if you place our X-chromosomes into a centrifuge to extract our mojos, together we makeup one powerful and fine-looking woman — Just like Sarah Palin!”

  42. 3) “Y’all don’t need Hillary Clinton to run for Vice President come 2012. Not while you still got good old Joe and me around. Because if you place our X-chromosomes into a centrifuge to extract our mojos, together we makeup one powerful and fine-looking woman. Just like Sarah Palin — Yeah, baby!”

  43. 4) “Thank you for asking me here today. As you all know, I am biracial — Can you dig it, baby? But what you and Sarah Palin supporters don’t realize is that my genetic code is much more diverse than what merely appears on the surface – Yeah! For it also consists of an X-chromosome, which makes me one half a woman, too. Can you believe that? Does it make you randy?”