Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Girly-Man in Chief wins a decisive victory in the gay, lesbian, transgender, weakling Democrat, golfing (while I should be working) championship tournament.
Ooops! Mispelled Woman.
I’m proud and happy to be here speaking to you. Uh…can one of you get me a cup of coffee?
I understand your issues and concerns. As a young boy I often thought about becoming a woman.
I’m glad to be here speaking to this group of typical white women.
See, I told you Obama’s a wuss!
Oh sure, he appears manly ….. when surrounded by a room full of women.
Heh…I wanna meet this “Fortune” chick!
What, I have to wrestle Linda McMahon for the title?
Our first ball-less President accepts the Nevil Chamberlain award for female impersonator of the year.
Thank you for this honor. I must also accept on behalf of TOTUS who has made me the fake (Wo)man I have turned out to be.
I am sorry that Michelle could not be here today, but she is in an arm wrestling contest with Rush Limbaugh.
You can tell from the smile that the powerful woman is underneath the podium on her knees. mpw
“They liked me. They really liked me!”
And yet, the woman who can alter a news cycle with a tweet and realign an election with a Facebook posting was not invited.
Anything suggestive of “vaginal politics” guarantees Obama will show up.
Obama: “Hillary couldn’t make it so she sent me.”
Obama: “Honoring powerful women like Sarah Palin? I thought this was about me!”
I was expecting John Kerry looking for his third fortune to marry.
I present you Miss Fortune of 2010.
It’s all about the O.
On the hustings stands a Boxer, a politician by her trade,
And she carries the reminders of every PAC that paid her off
‘Til November when she cried out in her anger and her shame,
“I am leaving, I am leaving, but Feinstein still remains.”
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
American Idol makes more Americans idle.
Fortune favors the scold.
Obama: “Come on up, girls. I’ll let you feel the power!”
Don’t worry about my polling.
That evening, a voice was heard in the West Wing yelling, “‘Greater good?’ I’m your wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!” Whether it came from Michelle Obama or Honey Best wasn’t clear.
It’s good to be the king.
Ladies, let my horizontal smile meet your vertical one.
Ladies, so good to be here. Lady Gaga, you better move before Oprah makes a sandwich out of your dress. Carly, put on a hat, Meg is coming with some sheep shears.
After constantly looking at Michelle, Obama can’t hide his pleasure at seeing women who are not only powerful but also pleasant to the eye.
Obama accepts the “Miss-anthrope” award for most destructive American politician of the year.
What – you say my bra straps are showing.
Stimulus, Stimulus, I’ll show you stimulus.
Now for the next award presentation, let me introduce the Blue Dress Lady, Mr. Bill Clinton.
Right now, I’m wishing I had taken the little blue pill.
Smell isn’t everything.
“Well, we all know who that would be …”
His wife? Lady Gaga? Ellen DeGeneres? Meredith Vieira? Rachel Madow? Katie Couric?
Diane Sawyer? Christiane Amanpour? Yeeks! Even President Obama couldn’t hide his amusement at the absurd choices on Forbes’ list.
These women have NO CLUE that my thong is prettier than theirs.
1) “Y’all don’t need Hillary Clinton to run for Vice President come 2012. Not while you still got good old Joe and me around. Because if you place our mojos into a centrifuge to extract our X-chromosomes, together we makeup one powerful and fine-looking woman — Just like Sarah Palin!”
2) “Y’all don’t need Hillary Clinton to run for Vice President come 2012. Not while you still got good old Joe and me around. Because if you place our X-chromosomes into a centrifuge to extract our mojos, together we makeup one powerful and fine-looking woman — Just like Sarah Palin!”
3) “Y’all don’t need Hillary Clinton to run for Vice President come 2012. Not while you still got good old Joe and me around. Because if you place our X-chromosomes into a centrifuge to extract our mojos, together we makeup one powerful and fine-looking woman. Just like Sarah Palin — Yeah, baby!”
4) “Thank you for asking me here today. As you all know, I am biracial — Can you dig it, baby? But what you and Sarah Palin supporters don’t realize is that my genetic code is much more diverse than what merely appears on the surface – Yeah! For it also consists of an X-chromosome, which makes me one half a woman, too. Can you believe that? Does it make you randy?”
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