Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Michael Hamm says:

    If I had a Hammer
    I’d Hammer Pelosie in the Morning
    I’d Hammer Reid in the evening
    All over this land . . . . .

  2. JazzShaw says:

    “Thank you former speaker Pelosi. Now, to complete the ceremony, if you would just place your testicles here on the podium…”

  3. MstrB says:

    At least he isn’t crying.

  4. JazzShaw says:

    “You wanted to make fun of ME crying? OK, beeyatches. Let’s see who’s crying this time next week.”

  5. Matt says:

    Next!

  6. JazzShaw says:

    “It’s time to move this chamber into the 21st century. And so, today we retire this gavel and replace it with a circular saw.”

  7. JazzShaw says:

    “And Pelosi… your new pledge name will be… Flounder!”

  8. Rock says:

    It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to . . .

  9. ptfromou says:

    Don Draper tries to stay sober. Doppelganger willing to give encouragement.

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    I may walk softly but I carry a big f–in stick.

    As a House warming gift, Sarah Palin gave me her famous mallet to use rather than get stuck with the electric cattle prod Nancy used on her Democratic colleagues.

    Bring me that Healthcare Bill; it’s now hammertime!

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    I’m gonna need a bigger hammer if I am to pound some sense into Congress.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Show of hands, please, if you think I can shatter Pelosi’s “perma-grin” with one deft blow.

  13. steve says:

    This is the perfect tool for opening those giant sized cans of Instant Tan.

    Steve

  14. steve says:

    Of course I’m compensating! Why do you think I cry so much?

    Steve

  15. anjin-san says:

    Equipped with a smokescreen gavel after a visit to Q, Agent Orange is ready for his next mission…

  16. anjin-san says:

    Oh and Shaw? It’s “Your secret Delta Tau name is Flounder”

  17. G.A.Phillips says:

    Isildur, cast it into the fire!!!!!!

  18. JKB says:
  19. rodney dill says:

    That’ll leave an earmark

  20. Michael Hamm says:

    WTF – This ain’t quite as big as Pelosi’s hammer when she beat Obamacare down our throats.

  21. Davebo says:

    “WTF – This ain’t quite as big as Pelosi’s hammer when she beat Obamacare down our throats.”

    I’m always fascinated by the oral fixation of Republicans.

  22. John425 says:

    Boehner: “Why is the handle so sticky, Nancy?”

    Boehner: “…and this is my new Attitude Adjustment Device for Democrats!”

    Boehner: “Nancy and Steny–please be advised that the beatings will continue until morale improves.”

  23. Please tell me the background music is from the Nutcracker Suite.

  24. Strangely enough, this reminds me of Donkey Kong.

  25. Bring me that can of Whoop-Ass.

  26. “We won.”

  27. John Boehner’s middle name wouldn’t happen to be Henry, now would it?

  28. Somewhere, Tom DeLay is feeling just a tinge of jealousy.

  29. Today we are going to begin playing a new game: Whack-a-Dole.

  30. For my first official act I am retiring this symbolic gavel for symbolic pair of pruning shears.

  31. Speaker Boehner struggles to keep his inner Donnie Donowitz from coming out.

  32. Speaking of Isildur’s Bane, we are all fortunate that the eleventy-first Congress has disappeared as thoroughly as Bilbo Bagins.

  33. I said, eh, oh, way to go Ohio…

  34. (Darn, I meant to say Isildur’s Boehner above. Oh well.)

  35. Would LeBron have taken his talents to South Beach if he knew the Speaker of the House for the 112th Congress would be from Ohio? I think not.

  36. In response to the new Hammer Time, the sight of Barney Frank in parachute pants prancing sideways saying “You can’t touch this” whenever any federal progam was mentioned started to become just a little distracting.

  37. JKB says:

    New Speaker of the House vows to drive a wedge between the House and the American wallet.

  38. Speaker Boehner, a lawful knight, was blasted by Mjollnir as he grasped it for the first time because, as we all know, Mjollnir is a neutral artifact, as are all true artifacts of governance.

  39. G.A.Phillips says:

    ***Speaker Boehner, a lawful knight, was blasted by Mjollnir as he grasped it for the first time because, as we all know, Mjollnir is a neutral artifact, as are all true artifacts of governance.*** Crap, I have misplaced my Deities & Demigods book:(

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  41. anjin-san says:

    Chicks are going to talk to me now…

  42. 1) “Say hello to my little friend.”

    2) “I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

  43. 3) “As the new Speaker of the House, I came here to do two things: chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

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