Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. PLStepp says:

    “The WORST job I ever had–cleaning up after Charlie Sheen ‘has a few friends over’.”

  2. Michael Hamm says:

    Government clean up crews train for CFL light bulb disposal.

  3. John Wilson says:

    In a familiar ritual members of Congress cue to enter the Capitol with their campaign promises.

  4. US media responds to urgent reports of coverup.

  5. JKB says:

    White House rolls out new economic agenda

  6. Robert Bowman says:

    Mardi Gras kicks off in Pyongyang.

  7. JKB says:

    The Chicago “combine” cleans up after getting Rahm Emmanuel back on the ballot

  8. God views world events, scraps 2012 rebuild plan, sends in cleanup crew.

  9. The new Willy Wonka sequel, Charlie and the Toxic Waste Dump, was a flop, but the Oompa Loompa scenes turned out enjoyable.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Unionized White House Tour Guides display their new EPA issued uniforms to protect them Government waste.

  11. On the scene photo of Mubarak caught in act throwing away civil liberties by Imreallythere reaches Top Tweet status.

    Photo of actual Egyptians disposing of EVLopressr by APreporter reaches Top Tweet status.

    Journalistic Standards changes relationship with Twitter to It’s Complicated.

    Star magazine sues for copyright infrigement after exclusive photos of Charlie Sheen party clean-up are found on Twitter.

  12. IP727 says:

    Trash day at your nearest abortion clinic.

  13. MstrB says:

    Jerry Brown rolls out the California Budget.

  14. The hope and change are taken away for disposal by the hazmat squad. Who knew they would be so toxic?

  15. Dateline 2014: An official EPA press release: “Our efforts at curtailing consumption through the regulation of carbon dioxide reduced economic activity, and thereby pollution and trash, by a third. We believe that the latest classification of all household garbage as toxic waste will further depress the superfluous economic output of our consumer based society by at least half, thus saving the Earth — for the children. Of course, waivers will be granted by the President’s new National Green Security Council for those whom the President deems critical to our National Green Security needs.”

  16. Things white people don’t like.

  17. Alright damnit, who mixed up the garbage can lids?

  18. Hopefully, that’s the last time some group of freshman say the debt ceiling will be raised over their dead bodies.

  19. Survival:Hazmat!

  20. Oh dear, whatever did Sarah Palin say now?

  21. JazzShaw says:

    Eventually the harsh economic climate even hit Blue Man Group.

  22. JazzShaw says:

    The new career program at Walmart finally includes health care options

  23. JazzShaw says:

    Initially, Axlerod completely failed to grasp the concept of “Take out the trash Friday”

  24. G.A.Phillips says:

    Why American News Networks Stink?

  25. G.A.Phillips says:

    ■Quote of the Day – Presidential Edition?

  26. G.A.Phillips says:

    Oklahoma GOP Pushing Bill That Would Require Teaching “Creation Science”?

  27. G.A.Phillips says:

    Evolution In Action?

  28. G.A.Phillips says:

    Egypt Closes Al Jareeza Bureau?

  29. G.A.Phillips says:

    Caption Contest Winners? lol…..

  30. G.A.Phillips says:

    Americans Wealthier Than You Think?

  31. G.A.Phillips says:

    SNL Spoofs Michelle Bachmann’s SOTU Response?

  32. Refuseniks.

  33. FormerHostage says:

    Rodney’s attempt to instigate pre-SuperBowl trash talk!

  34. FormerHostage says:

    Repealing ObamaCare was more difficult than anticipated.

  35. Obama’s initiatives filled the dustbins of history faster than anticipated.

  36. Vast Variety says:

    Bobby was really depressed, not only did he flunk out of the Exodus International “Pray the Gay Away” class, they made him clean up after the graduating orgy.

  37. Second prize in the Greener Future “Win The Future” video contest is announced: lifetime supply of factory-refurbisbed Depends™.

  38. FormerHostage says:

    We are DEVO!

  39. FormerHostage says:

    MSNBC cleaning out Oberman’s office.

  40. John Burgess says:

    I thought this was an audition for Star Wars!

  41. Peterh says:

    The Fox news-dump…..yeah, it’s that toxic….

  42. anjin-san says:

    Glenn Beck produces further evidence of the Sorors plot for a one-world government…

  43. Michael Hamm says:

    President Obama rolls out his latest stimulus – oops I mean “investment” package.

  44. Michael Hamm says:

    The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences rolls out it’s list of 2011 “Oscar” nominees.

  45. John425 says:

    WTF? White House editors seen cleaning up the deletions in the SOTU.

    Boehner leads work party after Nancy moves out of Speaker’s office.

  46. Michael Hamm says:

    Newspaper delivery workers distribute the next issue of the New York Times.

  47. physics geek says:

    The cleanup from Al Gore’s “happy ending” continues apace.

  48. 1) “Bring out your dead…Bring out your dead — Wait! No, never mind — Bring out your dead…”

  49. 2) “Finally, Colonel Sander’s secret recipe revealed.”

  50. 3) “Simply some of the necessary precautions taken when making up a batch of extra spicy ‘Buffalo Wings.”

  51. Don Singleton says:

    The court requests a copy of the Health Care Bill

  52. John425 says:

    McDonald’s pulls kimchee and lutefisk from menu trials after negative customer response.

    KuKluxKlan rolls out softer, more customer-friendly uniforms.

    MSNBC cleans out Olbermann’s office.

  53. Michael Hamm says:

    Poll Workers practice bringing out “missing” ballots that push Rham Emanuel over the top in the Chicago Mayorial election primary

  54. 4) “A hazardous waste cleanup crew waiting for an accident to happen.”

  55. 5) “BP cleanup crew still looking for a place to dump all that toxic waste from the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. You remember, right? Worst manmade ecological disaster ever? Ring any bells? Anyone?”

  56. 6) “White House speech writers busy preparing Obama’s next national address on the crisis in Egypt.”

  57. humbug says:

    How history will remember Biden.

  58. 7) “Finally, Bush’s seeds of Democracy begin to sprout in the Middle East – Quick, someone take it out behind the chemical shed and shoot it!”

  59. humbug says:


  60. 8) “White House speechwriters busy preparing Obama’s next national address on the crisis in Egypt.”

  61. mannning says:

    Heading for the secret burial spot with the latest batch of Obama’s former enemies.

    If you new Republican representative doesn’t answer his phone…..