Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

I should know better than to use a picture like this, but it was too good to pass up.

REUTERS/Pablo Sanchez

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. In Spain, the horn honks YOU.

  2. Mythilt says:

    ‘Of course you know….this means war!’

  3. Mythilt says:

    Toro the proctologist demonstrates his technique.

    For the rest of his life, every time he sat on the loo, Jose’ remembered the running of the bulls.

  4. “..And the 2005 Darwin Award goes to..”

  5. Rodney Dill says:

    woo hoo woo hoo hoo
    woo hoo woo hoo hoo
    woo hoo
    woo hoo
    woo hoo woo hoo hoo

  6. John Burgess says:

    Wall Street responds to anti-globalization activists.

  7. BumperStickerist says:

    Wrecked Him?
    El Torrible darn near killed him.

  8. wavemaker says:

    Senate Republican bullies show Harry Ried whose ox will be gored in upcoming Supreme Court showdown.

  9. JACK ARMY says:

    While the economy is on the rise, personal accountability is at an all time low.

  10. yetanotherjohn says:

    Manuel gets his Christmas goose a little early this year.

  11. Hobbes says:

    The explosive diarrhea that Juan had did have some artistic merits.

  12. Kate says:

    Some days you’re the cue stick.
    Some days, you’re the chalk.

  13. So homophobic!

  14. Omanko Mitai says:


  15. Bithead says:

    * Juan got the point.

    * Juan’s new pants were a drafty bit of tailoring

    * I love the way you used the corn in there for texture….

  16. Sorge says:

    “After five rage-filled years, Gore finally wins one.”

  17. richfisher says:

    “All the real cool bulls are wearing asshats” !

    “Ole,,, Ole! O… OOH MY GOD My Ass HURTS”!

  18. Chiro says:

    Get off my damn horn! [OK, whose idea was it to hold the Steer convention in San Franciso anyway…sheesh..]

  19. Wurly says:

    Andrew Sullivan, seen here enjoying his recent vacation in Spain, commented that he was appalled that the detainees at Gitmo were “tortured” by being forced to be close to American servicewomen.

  20. Kenny says:

    With baseball and softball gone, the IOC could now finally make room for the international fan-favorite, indoor bovine-human lawn jarts!

  21. Bill Blaikie tries to seduce Keith Martin to the Dippers.

    (Apologies to bewildered Yankee readers)

  22. Vast Rightwing Conspiracy’s Penetrating Assault on Fundamental Gay Rights!

  23. sgtfluffy says:

    Crap! Now I’m going to be captioned on OTB

  24. “Oh man! This feels great! I wish I had two assholes!”

  25. “Oooooohhhhhhh . . . . ~~~~~~!”

    “Now I know how Sir Roger Casement felt.”

  26. “La RAZA Initiation Rite”

  27. “Deeper! Deeper! Aooaaoooaaa ~~~~~~~!”

  28. “Bull : Ass = EU : Europeans”

  29. Lorg Skyegon says:

    I don’t like this new enema. I’m gonna go back to coffee.

  30. Shaken says:

    “Stuck on the horns of an enema.”

  31. “Crouching Cavity, Hidden Horn”

  32. “Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.”

  33. “Just relax! I haven’t even put the head in yet.”

  34. “PRIDE”

  35. “Safe Sex”

  36. “This is Bush’s fault!”

  37. dougrc says:

    Socialize medicine got off to a rocky start in Madrid as the shortage of qualified proctologists forced people to look at more primitive, sometimes confusing folk remedies for the treatment of ailments. Someone forgot to tell Pedro to grind the bulls horn before using it as a suppository.

  38. Michael Moore: “How come all the Jews managed to get out of the arena just before the bull was let out? Huh? Huh?”

  39. “But most bulls are moderates.”

  40. spd rdr says:

    Beef Kabobs.

  41. spd rdr says:

    Beef Ka-Boob!

  42. Scott_T says:

    **Best Chuck Hern voice **

    And Manuel jukes left and is running for the wall as Dynamite is coming up fast…

    He lurches right to avoid the horns, and, one straight in the hole!!

    Dynamite scores in the clinch!!

  43. “Bulls have Second Amendment rights too!”

  44. “Ow! Ow! Ow! I hope that horn is registered!”

  45. “K.Y.! K.Y.! K.Y.!”

  46. “Hey! Use a condom!”

  47. “Me so hooooorny… Me love you loooong time.”

  48. Man: Hey, I said “虎!虎!虎!,” not “Toro Toro Toro.”

    Bull: Well, they DO call me Tiger Woods, ’cause I always get a hole in one.

    [N.B. 虎 = ‘Tora’ = Tiger (Japanese) (Remember Pearl Harbour)]

  49. “Didn’t I see you on ‘Oz’?”

  50. “Let’s go to Canada and get married.”

  51. Bull: “Hey! You told me you were a virgin!”

  52. melvin toast says:

    Where’s cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.

  53. melvin toast says:

    PETA’s not going to happy about this.

  54. hln says:


  55. TonyGuitar says:

    Today, test run.
    Tomorrow, real prostate check-up.

  56. “How was I supposed to know she was your girlfriend?
    But she did taste great!”

  57. “If you think THIS hurts, just wait ’til you feel my big hard #*!@ shoved up your @$$&0^#.”

  58. melvint toast says:

    ooooooh! That’s going to leave a mark.

  59. melvint toast says:

    Why couldn’t I have just listened to mom and taken some exlax?

  60. melvint toast says:

    Itching? Burning? Irritation? Try Tucks medicated pads with witch hazel!

  61. “No. No. Just a little bit to the left. To the right. Okay, okay. Up a bit. Aaaaaahhhhh. That’s the spot.”

  62. “Look, Ma, no hands!”

  63. I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    I think about it every night and day
    Spread my wings and fly away

  64. Darla Nuan says:

    RNC Chair Ken Mehlman enjoys his new position as Ambassador to Spain

  65. Hodink says:

    “You do see your life flash before you. You do pray like you never have prayed before. You do instantly realize that if your prayers are answered, you’ll never need a laxative again.”

  66. Sligobob says:

    John Bull reacts to the International Olympic Committee decision awarding the 2012 Olympic Games to London. Mr. Bull was joined in celebration by the nearest Frenchman.

  67. Sue says:

    Well the matador may choose the Pig Tail; but I personally prefer a Matador when it comes to dressing up for special occasions.

  68. Mickey Clark says:

    Hmmmmmm…..and I thought I got HORNY occasionally !!!

  69. Rodney Dill says:

    Don’t commit this social Faus Pax. Use MentalFloss(c) to remove those unslightly remains from your horns.

  70. The Man says:

    Are those Bugle Boy pants you are wearing?

  71. Ingress says:

    “My wife has objected to my rantings at certain times, ‘Take that! Big enough for you? Want more?’ and I’m thinking that she has a point.”

  72. leelu says:

    Hook ’em Horns!!

  73. FormerHostage says:

    Doctor (with startled look on his face): Uh…yes, sir, may I help you?

    Bull: Yeah doc. Could you remove this growth from the end of my horn?

  74. FormerHostage says:

    Civil Libertarians harshly critisized the new TSA guidelines after scenes from the latest Cavity Search Techniques training film were posted on the internet.

  75. FormerHostage says:


  76. FormerHostage says:

    The bovine equivalent of having a piece of spinach stuck in your teeth.

  77. FormerHostage says:

    Raul and Widowmaker celebrate after the Massachusetts State Supreme Court expanded the State’s latest Domestic Partner law.

  78. FormerHostage says:

    Ironically, even before this incident many people always believed Raul was full of bull.

  79. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Try Bull Bollock Supplements!
    (They make Viagra look like Aspirin)”

  80. Brian O'Neill says:

    “OOO~~~OOO~~~OOO~~~W! I should have gone to Gitmo!”

  81. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Hmmm… This isn’t that bad. At least I don’t have to listen to Christina Aguilerra.”

  82. sock says:

    u guys have too much free time on your hands.

  83. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Oh my darling Bull! You satisfy me in a way that “Sock” never could.”

  84. Brian O'Neill says:

    There once was a man from Clare,
    He dreamed of a horn up there.
    He went off to Spain
    To experience some pain,
    By offering his asshole to share.

    (A Limerick? Wonder why?)

  85. Brian O'Neill says:

    [Re: “u guys have too much free time on your hands.”
    – Hey, if I don’t win this damn competition, then my entire life will have been wasted.]

  86. Brian O'Neill says:

    There once was a homo Jihadi,
    An infidel-killing Baghdadi.
    He went to Andalus,
    To fill his caboose.
    El Toro said, “Ole! Who’s you’re Daddy?”

  87. Brian O'Neill says:

    Once there was a terror-whore.
    He thought he was a Matador.
    He forgot his espada,
    Yelled, “Almost had ya!”
    But El Toro became Picador.

    [As if Spaniards would actually take care of terrorists. LOL]

  88. This just in: The Government of Spain today announced the withdrawal of all Spanish troops from Pamplona after a vicious sneak attack by radical Taurean activists. American tourists, however, are welcome to stay in Pamplona, to regain control of the city, and assist with cleanup efforts.

  89. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Mike Tyson writes Prison Memoirs”

  90. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Scientists Create Clone From Minotaur DNA – Slight Anomalies.”

  91. spd rdr says:

    Carl had started a craze. Soon all of the bulls wanted hood ornaments.

  92. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Spain’s Socialist Government Demonstrates Its Anit-Islamic-Terror Strategy: ‘Bend Over & Take It!'”

  93. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Spaniard Shows Frogs How To Surrender With Flare.”

  94. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Disneyland Introduces New Rides For ‘Gay Days'”

  95. Rodney Dill says:

    The Russian really sticks the landing in the new 2008 Olympic Gymnastics Pommel Bull event.

  96. Chrees says:

    Preparation H drops the idea of using Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” in it ads, but decides to sponsor certain sporting events instead.

  97. Chrees says:

    Bull: “Nice pants”

  98. Rodney Dill says:

    DRUDGEBREAKING: Spain announces manned flight to moon by years end. Spain’s first Toronaut demonstrates the launch vehicle they expect to use to reach the moon my the end of the year.

  99. Chrees says:

    Drudge–Breaking: Katie Holmes severs relationship with Tom Cruise after seeing the Scientology initiation rites! ! !

  100. Brian O'Neill says:

    Okay, okay! You win! “Islam” means “Peace.” “Islam means Peace.”

  101. FormerHostage says:

    Even though having an idea is usually represented by a lightbulb over the head, Andrew Sullivan wanted something more appropriate.

  102. T. Harris says:

    Hey, I still have room for Brian O’Neill on the other horn!

  103. Sorge says:

    Preparation Bull.

  104. FormerHostage says:

    Say hallo to my leeetle frien’

  105. Rodney Dill says:

    Hey, I still have room for Brian O’Neill on the other horn!
    That’s good, fortunately most of Brian’s have been funny. I’m not exactly a good one to push moderation as I’ve been known to submit an extra caption or twelve on some caption contests.

  106. sock says:


  107. SOCK says:

    Harder! Deeper! Faster! Wider Cirlces!!

  108. Brian O'Neill says:

    “I’m once, twice, three times a lady.”


    Mr/Ms Sock: “u have too much free time on your hands.”

    T. Bomber Harris: “I still have room for Brian O’Neill on the other horn!” — Not bad, but I wouldn’t want to sit anywhere you’ve already been on a long, long ride. — “Wretched the couch!” as the Holy Quran has it.]

  109. Jerry Adams says:

    Johnny ‘mad dog’ Adair finds something to fill the void after his ‘spartan’ advances are turned rejected by micheal stone.

  110. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Mad Dog” McGlinchy [In his dreams . . . ]

  111. sock says:

    HEY BRIAN, how bout you reply to my email! by the way i think i shud win with my captions there.

  112. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Eamonn DeValera Rediscovers His Castillian Roots”

  113. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Once you go black, you never go back.”

    [Your email is so sublime and abstruse that justice demands I give it the full benefit of my laser-like attention before I can respond with the respect and loving concern you deserve.]

  114. Brian O'Neill says:

    “You promise I won’t get pregnant?”

  115. Rachel Edith says:

    “Whoa! Did my wife send you?”

  116. Brian O'Neill says:

    “I know I deserve this, but I’m sorry! I’m sorry I voted for Kerry.”

  117. Brian O'Neill says:

    “Rosie O’Donnell challenges Will & Grace”