Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

brought to you by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Well no, that’s not a trunk. It holds the 400 miles of extension cord….

  2. LJD says:

    Are you gonna git in the trunk, or does the Secret Service have to help you?

  3. Bithead says:

    While it works, Mr. President, we’ve not figured out how to make the cord long enough.

  4. stillearly says:

    Wow, you could fit 5 Scooter Libbys in this trunk!

  5. Brian says:

    As you see, once I drop the 15s in and get the windows tinted this baby will be quite the chickmobile.

  6. Maggie says:

    No, Mr. President. Al Gore’s body won’t fit in the truck. After he won the Oscar, his head is about this big.

  7. Kenny says:

    “But I was thinking we could put it in a lockbox …”

  8. elliot says:

    No sir, it only runs on DC not in DC

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    “Well technically yes… if we did hook those batteries up to the front seat it could give Speaker Pelosi quite a jolt.”

  10. Anderson says:

    “Mr. President, your invention is … very, um, creative … but have you considered an electric car that runs on batteries?”

    (Also, unsolicited caption-contest suggestion.)

  11. Gollum says:

    Actually, sir, the extension cord doesn’t do anything. We just traded out the usual four-cyllinder for a lawn mower engine and stuck a “Hybrid” decal on the side.

  12. Now I know a lot of democrat party people think I’m not to smart, but even I can see the problem with this here electric car.

  13. The president made an offer to the reporter that he could not refuse.

  14. Maniakes says:

    Pssst – wanna buy some batteries? They fell off the truck this morning.

  15. McGehee says:

    Bush: “Hey, you know, a lot of people think I’m dumb or sump’n, but even I know you can’t use a spare tire with corners on it.”

  16. McGehee says:

    Bush: “So how’s it do off-road? Does it come with four-wheel drive?”

  17. McGehee says:

    “And, Mr. President, this baby can go this far without recharging!”

  18. Alan Kellogg says:

    You’ll just have to get the rear lights back from the kids.

  19. Triumph says:

    Bush, you are a failure as a president and an embarassment as an American. If you and Dick immediately resign from office, we’ll give you this car as a consolation prize and you take it back to your Texas estate and drive around clearing “brush” and hunting quail.

  20. Hodink says:

    “And you say they hauled Jimmy Hoffa off in a trunk this size?”

  21. Terrence says:

    Well, Mr. President, a 12″ x 12″ sub woofer is about this big and costs around $200, but I wouldn’t recommend installing a sound system in a hybrid vehicle because they’re known to drain the battery. Quickly.

  22. DaveD says:

    “Now, Mr. President, here’s a prototype of a real energy saver designed by one of our engineers with five kids. It goes 100 miles or so with each pull of the string.”

  23. elliot says:

    If you squish her like this, Laura will fit.

  24. I don’t care how big the built-in TV is, when I proposed a $1.2 billion electric car initiative, I didn’t mean to spend it on just ONE.

  25. Ingress says:

    “Ok now, you want me to go grab Condi and Tony and have the three of us dangle our legs from back here thrusting this car down the road while Cheney drives. Do you work for Clinton or Obama?”

  26. Rodney Dill says:

    Does the Pentagon know this is cheaper than “their” hammer?

  27. elliot says:

    Can you do better on the price if I trade-in the Executive Limo and Air-Force one?

  28. McGehee says:

    Bush: “Hey, fella, it’s a clever idea but I just don’t think NASCAR’s gonna go for it.”

  29. David Harris says:

    For the last time, Mr. President. I will NOT give you 50 bucks if you hide in there.

  30. Hermoine says:

    “Could Cheney and Ahmadinejad fit comfortably in here for a wrestling match?”

  31. “Well, yes sir, the electricity this vehicle runs on is generated by a nuclear power plant, so I guess you could say it is a ‘nukular’ car.”

  32. “Yes sir, we call this the 2007 Oscar. It is environmentally sensitive, in line with Al Gore’s Oscar-winning documentary; there’s plenty of room for The Departed, if you know what I mean; and only those rich enough to be a King of Scotland or a Queen of England can afford it.”

  33. “I see all them batteries back there, so if one of Ol’ Slick Willie’s interns gets rear ended in there, it’s not going to go all Pinto on her ass is it?”

    “My V-8 will still kick it’s ass any day.”

  34. Lionel says:

    “Did I hear you right, I can use Dick Cheney’s pace maker to jump start this thing?”

  35. elliot says:

    ….and we’ll throw in a yellow ‘President on Board‘ sign for the back window.

  36. Lionel says:

    “Your telling me Tony Soprano could place Asama Bin Laden Back here?”

  37. Lasting Magic says:

    “Well, I’m an oil man, myself. But if you’ve got something that runs on hot air, boy, I sure do have folks supplying me with that all day long.”

  38. Chris Cameron says:

    Mr President, this is how Canada got out of the Middle East.