Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Hey, somebody hand me the E.V.M.O. (Extra Virgin Motor Oil)

  2. I could have had a V-8.

  3. I’ve got a full tank of gas (propane) and half a mind to use it.

  4. Today on Celebrity Iron Chef, Bobby Flay cooks Southwestern turkey burgers with tomato corn salsa, lobster-toasted garlic quesadillas with brie cheese, and tournedos of beef in mushroom, mustard and red wine sauce with caramelized onion-potato gratin on the engine of a vintage 1975 Porsche while Sean Connery stares at frozen beef patties and frankfurters in the trunk.

  5. Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Porsches converted into combination grillers/smokers…

  6. Porsche, there is no grilling substitute.

  7. Bithead says:

    * Anjin-San’s example of anti-German racism.

    * A mobile Mexican fast food eatery in Germany, Taco Schnell!

    * A regular Barfingneugen.

    * George Foreman’s Super-size Lean Mean… well, you know.

    * I’ll have Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, Sausage, and Spam!

  8. Alan Kellogg says:

    This landau is taking too long. What say we switch to the sedan?

  9. Alan Kellogg says:

    1. You sure CO enhances the flavor?

    2. I don’t think the Porsche was such a hot idea, high octane gas gives a strange taste to the burgers.

    3. Did you know gas vapor deposits actually promotes the formation of arterial plaque?

    4. I told you we needed to use a fungicide on these mushrooms.

  10. Pudge says:

    (“straight” AP hookline)
    Now that the Bush administrations brand of economic terror has taken full affect,even the once privileged are reduced to flipping burgers for a living.

  11. Pudge says:

    Here we have an ingenious solution (by Max Guzzly -“Frustrated American Male”) to Big Brothers’ suppression of his manly desires to smoke both his meat, AND that weasely little neighborhood punk in the modified Honda.

  12. Pudge says:

    “No,the body is NOT ‘By Fisher’,but the drivetrain IS all-American U.S.D.A. Choice.”

  13. Pudge says:

    Muscle car owner to this guy: “Porsche,it’s what’s for dinner.”

  14. It’s a good thing fire can’t melt steel.

  15. “Come on over Al, I’ve got the burgers and beer, you bring the carbon offsets.”

  16. bains says:

    “my other car is a wok.”

  17. Brian says:

    TRUST ME – don’t ask where the meat came from.

  18. Bithead says:

    When we hit the coon, it got tangled up in the engine compartment, and we figured what the hell, we’d just cook ‘er there.

  19. dennis says:

    Police made a startling discovery when they opened the trunk of Ingrid Newkirk’s car….

  20. Hodink says:

    Downsized & Personalized.
    ‘Rusty, you want onions on that?’

  21. Cowboy Blob says:

    Cheesebugga, cheesebugga, cheeps, no Pepsi! Evian!

  22. Scott_T says:

    1) Honey send it back if it tastes too much like Octane.
    or conversely:
    1a) I’d like a dash of Nitro with that.

    2) Jesse James’s next show “Monster Car Grills”

    3) Hank was never fun to invite to the family BBQ, as he’d always bring his own grill with him.

  23. brainy435 says:

    No, no, no! That is NOT what I meant by “HOT ROD!”

  24. elliot says:

    Hmm smell rubber…(note to self) Take out spare tire before lighting coals.

  25. Hermoine says:

    “Pimp My Ride was closed.”

  26. Timmer says:

    Bud wondered if the digital age hadn’t gone too far. Tailgating outside the ESPN offices just isn’t the same as the stadium parking lot.

  27. Ingress says:

    “Oh this? A prototype that I borrowed from Muhammad Ali.”

  28. Alan Kellogg says:

    Things became dire for the fastfood industry when the nutrition nazis had their way.