Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. LJD says:

    Nancy Pelosi Demands Free Military Air Travel for Adult Children of Congress

  2. Bithead says:

    * Bumper sticker: My other ship is a Cube

    * Swedish guys have all the fun

    * These drive -ins just ain’t what they used to be.

    * I am Sajack of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_ILE

    *Mobile Filling station/Resturant: “Tme Smore-Gas-Borg”

  3. Bithead says:

    * Bumper sticker: This ship brakes for black holes and temporal disunities.

    * Ship repairs? Battle damage? Call Subspace BR-549!

  4. Kenny says:

    All your ISS are belong to us.

  5. Hodink says:

    “Why am I here? The House Judiciary Committee subpoenaed me. Harriet Miers and I go way back.”

  6. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Damn Soyuz capsule cut me off.”

  7. DaveD says:

    That’s correct officer. You can indeed assume by my lack of dress that me and the Mrs. were otherwise occupied at the time of the crash.

  8. Alan Kellogg says:

    They told me about the traffic over Roswell…

  9. yetanotherjohn says:

    MADD (Martians against drunk driving) released a photo today…

  10. yetanotherjohn says:

    Why friends don’t let friends drive faster than light speed vehicles while drunk.

  11. yetanotherjohn says:

    Take me to your Z-visa processing leader.

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    While being coy on whether he would run in the GOP or democratic primary, Shasbat does hold the potential for something other than politics as usual. Critics from the left attacked him for adding nothing new to their demands for withdrawal from Iraq. Critics from the left attacked him for what they called vague answers on the sanctity of life.

  13. yetanotherjohn says:

    You can tell its a fake. He’s little, but he’s not green and it isn’t clear he is a man.

  14. Hermoine says:

    “A warning. Don’t drink the water on Mars.”

  15. Wyatt Earp says:

    After the accident, it was clear that Gleep couldn’t hold his Soylent Green.

  16. Phil Smith says:

    “I should not have allowed Zaphod to serve me that third Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.”

  17. Alan Kellogg says:

    The degree to which Burlak went native surprised his rescuers.

  18. “It’s a trap!”

  19. “I’m here to do the jobs Earthlings won’t do.”

  20. Su Berton says:

    Maybe if I stand still no one will notice me.

  21. Fast and Furious III: Alpha Centauri Drift

  22. “Han was right about not getting cocky.”

  23. Su Berton says:

    Do you want to go for a spin!

  24. “Anal probes? Sure, why not.”

  25. Su Berton says:

    It may not be much but it gets me where I want to go.

  26. Su Berton says:

    It seems Michael Jackson found a new plastic surgeon.

  27. “I’ve brought Roy Neary back. He’s been such a whiner since we ran out of mashed potatos.”

  28. “Vere do you keep the nuclear vessels?”

  29. elliot says:

    Bumper Sticker: “How’s my driving?” Phone Home

  30. William d'Inger says:

    Another illegal immigrant demands universal healthcare.

  31. Gollum says:

    “I am Volock, and I am here to clear up a little . . . misunderstanding.”

  32. Gollum says:

    Gork blew a .14, proving that there IS such a thing as an “illegal alien.”

  33. Gollum says:

    He’s back. And he’s pissed.

  34. Cowboy Blob says:

    Mister Kucinich! Your ride is here!

  35. Gollum says:

    “Yeah, whatever. THIS ship did the Kessel run in 11.3.”

  36. Cowboy Blob says:

    Take me to your Janeway, as referenced in The Historical Documents!

  37. floyd says:

    Hey beaudreux! Put on some rice! We got dinner!

  38. Tara says:

    I too have a crush on Obama

  39. Ingress says:

    “One of our own was recently incarcerated. I am here to spring her. Where would I find the Los Angeles County Jail.”

  40. “Klaatu barada nikto.”

  41. Deathlok says:

    Foz(left), thinking quickly, put up the alien decoy while he and Fern(right) make their getaway after the crash.

  42. Brian says:

    That wall on the border won’t stop THIS alien!

  43. elliot says:

    Oh great. I’m broke down and three A’s is 4 billion light years away.

  44. elliot says:

    Better call MAACO
    [Martians & Aliens Accidents & Collisions Office]

  45. Deathlok says:

    You see . . . the little bushes are the aliens. . . .