Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Squeezed it in. the Monday contest winners still won’t be announced until Saturday.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Gollum says:

    “Do you have Jews, too?”

  2. Anderson says:

    Bush’s search for Coalition allies leads him to sign a treaty with a remote Amazon tribe, which agrees to provide 80 women with spears in exchange for all the Sunnis they can eat.

  3. Kent says:

    “Don’t we know each other in the Dream Time?”

  4. Lasting Magic says:

    “Weezie!!! From the Jeffersons!!! Long time no see. New look, huh? How are you, girl?”

  5. Kenny says:

    If one of the Supremes leaves, I’ll nominate you. If Condi leaves, her job is yours. Remember: I’m The Decider.

  6. earlybird says:

    (Channeling John Belushi) “So, how much for the little girl, eh?”

  7. yetanotherjohn says:

    In one of those cross cultural faux pas, no one in the state department protocol office understood what it meant to be invited “for dinner”.

    President Bush reminisced about childhood memories in reading national geographic magazines.

    While the aborigines were not to certain who George Bush was, they became quite excited when he was described as a ‘lame duck’.

    Some people should just not be allowed to put on their own makeup.

    The ‘white face’ satire went over the president’s head.

    I have a dream that one day people will be known not by the color of their skin, but by their ability to put on makeup.

    ‘Must keep straight face. Must not laugh at crazy woman. Must not create diplomatic incident.’

  8. DaveD says:

    “I just wanted to personally thank you and the crew for gettin’ that paint job on the outside of the White House done so quickly.”

  9. dennis says:

    Wow, I didn’t know Pocahontas was still alive…Glad to meet you ma’am

  10. physics geek says:

    “You did wash that hand, right?”

    “So, does this mean we’re married, or what?”

    The finals’ contestants in the International Thumb Wrestling Federation shake hands before they start their match.

  11. John Burgess says:

    Cynthia! Retirement’s been good for ya’! Maybe put on a few pounds, but you’re lookin’ great.

  12. Caliban Darklock says:

    That much? Well, how much for the young one, then?

  13. John425 says:

    Any friend of Jar-Jar Binks is a friend of mine!!!

  14. John425 says:

    Bush replies: Why, yes! We COULD bomb you back to the stone-age. Would you like that?

  15. Maniakes says:

    The search for a new Attorney General is over!

  16. Cowboy Blob says:

    At last, someone who understands Voodoo Economics!

  17. Not on your life says:

    Hello, Mr. President. I’m Napoola Umujuminga, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet ya!

  18. Not on your life says:

    You know, I was a member of Skull and Bones,too!

  19. peterh says:

    Yes….really….you do have a crazy resemblance to my mother….

  20. elliot says:

    Dubya: Thank you for having me to dinner.
    Chief: You are dinner.

  21. Deathlok says:

    And then Gilligan says “Pullu Ce Bagoomba!” It’s a great episode.

  22. Hodink says:

    “So, are you like them Asians I met? Do you cook with dog meat?”

  23. elliot says:

    Thanks for the second slot last week – Elliot

  24. elliot says:

    I know nothing about aboriginal art, but I did see Crocodile Dundee once.

  25. elliot says:

    What did that protester mean, ‘let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie’, after pointing to me?

  26. Gollum says:

    Bravo, Zulu.