Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    FDT: “Fine piece for a photo-op. Now, I think it gauche to do cherry rosewood laminate stock and bull barrel before 4 o’clock….but i’m really concerned as to why Doobie Brother Michael McDonald is standing to my left…..”

  2. Gollum says:

    “Heh, heh, heh, THIS is how we beat ‘the bitch.’ Oh – damn – is that mike on?!”

  3. Gollum says:

    Fred Thompson shows off his vice-presidential qualifications.

  4. Gollum says:

    “They can take my gun when they pry it out of my cold, dead . . .wait, strike that . . . “

  5. Gollum says:

    “That’s right, sir, this rifle comes with a guaranteed one-MOA grouping at 200 yards from prone or bench. Purely for recreational purposes, of course.”

  6. ralph says:


  7. rodney dill says:

    “Well an elephant rifle is a bit much, Whaddya have in a donkey rifle?”

  8. Dennis says:

    This oughta take her down quite nicely….

  9. Hodink says:

    “Cheney can’t have all the fun.”

  10. Kenny says:

    “Say … why don’t you chamber another round for me. I’m a bit fatigued from all this campaigning.”

  11. earlybird says:

    Thompson: “This is MY boomstick!”

  12. SoloD says:

    Mine’s bigger — just ask Jeri.

  13. Cowboy Blob says:

    Be vewwy, vewwy quiet… I’m hunting wiberals! HAHAHHAHAHAH!

  14. William d'Inger says:

    … and it puts right spin on the bullets?

  15. John425 says:

    Debate, Schme-ate! Now THIS is a talking point.

  16. yetanotherjohn says:

    When asked about gun rights, Thompson replied that he believes that the free market is the best way to ensure there are guns suitable to both right and left handed people.

    Fred revealed his secret plan to come in first in Iowa.

    Now the real fun begins.

  17. John425 says:

    “Yeah, we’ll bring this over to Rudy’s house and see if he can guess from which end the bullet comes out”.

  18. Fersboo says:

    This is my rifle,
    this is my gun.

    One is for fighting,
    the other is for fun.

  19. Scott_T says:

    1) That’s not a rifle son, THIS is a Rifle.

    2) So do you have anything in a semi-automatic? I need to start wheedling down the competition pretty quickly.

    3) This is the ladies version right, it looks to only shoot a .50 caliber….

    P.S. This isn’t the best timing for this caption-contest considering what happened in Nebraska….

  20. kalthalior says:

    Well, normally I like to use a bazooka, but this might do for small game.

  21. rodney dill says:

    “…and they wouldn’t let me in to Romney’s Mormon speech for some reason.”

  22. rodney dill says:

    “I don’t need no stinkin’ automatic, I don’t nee no stinkin’ semi-auto… one shot… good-bye.”

  23. Wyatt Earp says:

    “Let’s go over to the Book Depository and scare the Hell out of Ted Kennedy!”

  24. John425 says:

    (1) He said I had a “trophy wife”? Let me load this and I’ll show the sumbitch what a trophy really looks like!

    (2) “Say hello to my leetle frien'”

  25. DaveD says:

    “Son, whaddya mean you think this is the only way I’m gonna keep anyone from runnin’ ahead of me in the primaries?”

  26. deskmerc says:

    In an effort to reach out to younger voters, Fred Thompson courts the AWP camper segment of Counterstrike gamers.

  27. peterh says:

    At each passing minute, Fred’s hands are getting colder and deader

  28. mannning says:

    “You say this here Barrett sniper rifle can hit a man at 2,000 yards? I can’t even see a man at that distance, scope or no!”

  29. MikeS says:

    That’s a real pretty toy. Got anything with some kick?

  30. elliot says:


  31. elliot says:

    Okay fat guy, start running. I’ll show you my Cheney impression.

  32. Vampireklown says:
  33. Dennis says:

    Can I get me a huntin license?

  34. 2:45 to Yuma.

    Admiral Josh Painter: “This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”

    “Wow, a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.”

    Tackleberry finally gets his wish.

    … and the pursuit of happiness is a warm gun.

    “I’ll show ’em what shoting from the hip really means…”

    Let me tell you a story ’bout a man named Fred.
    Ex-Senator, actor, runnin’ to be prez.
    Then one day he was shootin for some news,
    All he got instead were some blabberin’ fools.
    CNN that is,
    Wolf Blizter, Jonathan Klein.
    Well the next thing you know ol’ Fred’s a candidate,
    But the talking heads just wanna talk about his mate.
    They say “Law and Order is the place you oughta be”,
    But he pays them no mind and he’s moving steadily.
    Up in the polls that is,
    Iowa, Tennesee, …

    Definitely rabbit season.

  35. Rachel Edith says:

    “Something a little smaller would be better, I think, in case I might need to carry it into a shopping mall or school.”

  36. RT says:

    “I ain’t compensating. It would have to much bigger to do that.”

  37. “This ought to be able to stop a RINO at 500 yards.”

  38. “Yeah, and I still got thirty minutes to catch that train to Yuma.”

  39. Apple hires Fred Thompson for the release of the iGun.

  40. Vote for Fred, he’ll never bring a knife to a gun fight.

  41. Hey, that’s not a Thompson gun, is it?