Monday, January 28, 2008
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Al Gore provides a daring scientific experiment on global warming.
National Geographic plays host to the initiation of the Kumba Island dragon people.
The man in the middle is demonstrating the advantages of cleaner burning ethanol.
Zumba Islanders prepare the grills for the great flying fish cookout.
Zumba Islanders demonstrate their alternate bug zappers.
Zumba Islanders after eating the famous Zumba peppers
Human catalysts from Gary India burn off noxious gases at the Palak paneer plant giving off that fresh septic smell.
(yeah…cheap shot at Gary Indiana…)
Guy in middle: “Dang, I must be out of gas”
The media’s portrayal of who was atop the polls in the presidential horse race became more and more racially focused.
Senator Obama’s Kenyan cousins engage in a satanic, primitive fire ceremony to help his chances to win the Democratic nomination.
Get Bill Off That Middle Pole before He Blows Out Hillary’s Flame.(Oops Too Late.)
An artistic take on the Democrats’ health care plan. (Precarious, mostly hot air, and bound to burn someone’s a$$.)
It’s the newest must-see show: Cirque du Flambe’.
Sometimes it doesn’t pay to look to closely into the actual mechanics of a primary system.
Somewhere at sometime, someone thought this would be a good idea.
One if by land, two if by sea … is that two and a half or three … hey neither of those are even in the code book.
Fox news decided to liven up the democratic debate by including some “survivor” type challenges.
Candidates in Indian election take “blowing smoke” to the next level.
Just one year after losing the election, Barak Obama finds himself a decoration on President Clinton’s birthday cake.
Just then James Taylor started singing Fire And Rain And it began to rain. Which was really bad for the fire contingent of the show.
“Hey, I was promised HOTTT pole dancers when I logged onto this site.”
Well, she got in office and just for spite had a liaison with an intern. Lied about it. Yep. Impeachment. Not wanting to mess with the heir apparent down the line, they dragged the three of them off to a cooperative country and barbecued the whole dynasty.
“Poll Pundits Ponder Poles.”
“WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!”
“I’m Going To Huff And Puff And Blow Your Pole.”
( Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That.)
MoveOn.org members striving to be confirmed as gas bags in nativist ritual.
Democratic Party candidates remove pole from between buttocks and explode while doing so.
… thus disproving the idea that there are some jobs Americans won’t do….
While not as flaming as his brothers, his pole gripping technique was far superior.
Next on Fear Factor: Contestants see who can remain on a refinery vent pipe the longest.
A triple-exposure photograph of Barack Obama’s attempt to fire up the crowd.
This has to be the strangest unicycle act I’ve seen in years.
In the latest move of economic globalization, the U.S. Congress has begun “off-shoring” hot air production.
I guess they used the infranty because the calvary was unavailable.
Eventually, the big tent disintegrates into a three ring circus…
Carbon offsets not included.
You DON’T want to see where the flames are produced by the guys at the base of the poles!
Maybe the chili wasn’t so great of an idea
Ad from the Democratic Party.
At the bottom of the ad.
Approved by Bill Clinton.
Methods abound to screen for cream puffs….
Fox News’s new debate format was an instant success.
1) I never believed it from a woman before, but you know, I guess size does matter in some events.
2) Hmm, polematics and blowing things, why does Bill Clinton come to mind? All that’s missing is a cigar in the picture.
4) Allahpundit’s job before getting hired at HotAir. It’s what made him uniquely qualified for that job.
Some candidates just seem to have a “flare for Highpoleboly!!
And the thief on the right said… “Remember me when you get to the White House!”
Zogby, NYT, and the Washington post, each fire-up a new poll!
More Democrat “fiery polemics” are aimed at Republicans !!
As usual, the Republicans “Big Tent” that could only be supported by the polls, is destroyed by the fiery rhetoric of a divided constituency.
* It’s true… Harvey’s wasn’t as big, but it’s all in how you use it, anyway.
* Dental work destroyed by fire… Film at 11.
* The restrictions on public smoking continue to get more bizzare.
* The really great part is the BATF won’t know what to do with ’em.
* Not exactly the fire dept the city fathers had in mind.
* They also hired out for Senior Citizen birthday cake lighting.
* The Spitfire band
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