Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. markm says:

    In a show of force an Afghani Special Ops trainee shows the first lady his staff. Upon graduation the soldier will receive a tramp stamp tattoo and a pair of Army surplus boots.

  2. markm says:

    Laura Bush thought bubble: “THIS is what we have to show for our efforts here?!?!?!?!. Christ, I might wipe this smile off my face and kick his ass right here and now”

  3. markm says:

    Laura Bush “That’s sweet haka boy…but didn’t anyone tell you not to bring a stick to a gunfight?”

  4. DaveD says:

    Life after the White House: Former first lady Laura Bush keeps busy with Ultimate Fighting. The former president? Still looking.

  5. elliot says:

    Well, Ma’am. We don’t have a flag yet. We just go through the motions till we get one.

  6. elliot says:

    Laura: Is that a stick, or are you just happy to see me?

  7. William d'Inger says:

    Laura thinking: “I’m glad I found this matching scarf before the bazaar blew up.”

  8. Paul Barnes says:

    How the Surge really works.

  9. Harris says:

    Weapon of mass destruction.

  10. Don says:

    Americans will watch anything.

  11. Dennis says:


  12. Brenda says:

    War costs have really cut into the entertainment budget.

  13. Kenny says:

    “Laura? Oh I thought you meant the other First Lady.”

  14. elliot says:

    General: In an attack, he would stop at nothing to protect you.

    Laura: Oh, woody!…er…Oh, would he?

  15. Rachel Edith says:

    “Hi. I’m Laura. I have liberated the pant suit. No longer Hillary’s. Just plain American (and some of Europe). Of course, the rest of the world is still in the dark ages.”

  16. John425 says:

    Laura Bush helps jury the first All-Afghani High School Cheerleaders of Kabul semi-finals.

  17. brainy435 says:

    Hmmm, would ninjas trump snipers?

  18. John425 says:

    Laura: “I’ll be damned! Pole Dancing by half naked men! Afghanistan is SO cool!!”

  19. See! See! There are hobbits in New Zealand! Look at the size of those three “people” compared to the guy standing behind them or that truck in the background. That’s why Peter Jackson filmed LOTR there.

  20. Sadly, as this image captured, not all the old Soviet Union land mines had been cleared from the area.

  21. Kiwii want to play.

  22. Steven L. says:

    “I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot po-well helllooo.”

  23. Laura: I can’t wait to get back home and get George to try this out in his skivvies!

  24. Timmer says:

    Note to self: Vacation 2009…I’m thinking New Zealand.

  25. Elmo says:

    Howdy Dean formally unveils the DNC’s campaign strategy, for wooing Southern white voters.

  26. Cowboy Blob says:

    No longer satisfied with kicking sand on 98-pound weaklings, Butch begins to pick on retired librarians.

  27. Elmo says:

    When you can row your canoe down a dry lake bed Kwai Chang, without disturbing the pebbles. Will it be time for you to leave.

  28. Elmo says:

    What happens in Afghanistan …. stays in Afghanistan.