Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

blagoshoveits

(AP Photo/Paul Beaty)

Winners will be announced Friday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. odograph says:

    “But don’t make fun of the hair …”

  2. markm says:

    Blags: “wild accusations in the media, talk of my personal life and even my nude painting are fair game….but DO NOT hate on my FU*(ING HAIR!”

  3. Anderson says:

    “… THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND three hundred thousand dollars, ladies and gentlemen, do I hear THREE HUNDRED FIFY ….”

  4. markm says:

    The Blag: “Hell yes Rahm is a tigha$$…it’s a f*cking senate seat for sh*ts sake. What, does he think I look like a used car salesman???. F*CK HIM!”

  5. markm says:

    Blagerino: “HEY…camera guy…TELL ME where you get your F*CKING hair care products…NOW!!!”

  6. markm says:

    Blaginator: “Pull my finger…for 5 large”

  7. Hermoine says:

    “You noticed,huh? Saw my pants? Didn’t your nose grow in the old days?”

  8. hpb says:
  9. “I am not William Devane, so stop calling me that.”

  10. Bithead says:

    * Ok, what am I bid for one interview? Let’s start at $250. Do I hear 260? There, $260. Do I hear $270?

  11. markm says:

    Blago: “ExcUUUUUUSE ME?…you think I look like a Cabbage Patch Doll??????. F^#K YOU!”

  12. John425 says:

    “…and if Caroline Kennedy had listened to me, she’d have a f**king Senate seat by now!”

  13. hpb says:
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  15. elliot says:

    Hey you! Do you want to buy my parking spot?

  16. hpb says:
  17. rodney dill says:

    “Hey…. Double or nuttin’ for Sec of State…”

  18. rodney dill says:

    You wanna F*ck’n Senator… fine, I’m namin’ Elwood Blues….

  19. Floyd says:

    Pull my finger and I’ll “explain” some more!

  20. Floyd says:

    Sixth finger, sixth finger, man alive!
    How did I EVER get along with five!

  21. Floyd says:

    I’m practicing to go bird hunting with Cheney!

  22. Floyd says:

    And THAT’S how we shoot rubber bands back at the office!

  23. Floyd says:

    You’ve certainly got a point there, Mr.Blagojevich!

  24. Triumph says:

    Hey, there is another crooked liberal, Obama. Why don’t you fellows go chase after him. He actually has power.

  25. Floyd says:

    I’ve done nothing wrong! If NIKE can pay me to wear this jacket… Why can’t I sell a Senate seat?

  26. John425 says:

    Blago: So I asked them, “Deal or No Deal?”

  27. The crook (of the elbow).

  28. Eenie meenie minie mo, pick a Senator for the dough…

  29. Anderson says:

    “Mess with me, wiseass, and I’ll make YOU a senator. Huh? How’s that sound, punk?”

  30. MikeM says:

    Okay, how about the Senate seat for your fancy camera?

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    You can’t handle the truth!

  32. Maggie Mama says:

    Blago: YOU know me?
    Reporter: Yes.
    Blago: No, YOU don’t.
    Reporter: Okay.
    Blago: YOU see my picture in the paper?
    Reporter: Yes.
    Blago: No, YOU didn’t.
    Reporter: I don’t even get the paper.

    (Apologies to Analyze This)

  33. Maggie Mama says:

    You take the high road, and I’ll take the low road, and I’ll be in gravy before you.

  34. Maggie Mama says:

    ” …. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.”

    {O-Ren Ishii, Kill Bill}

  35. “Bang! Bang! You’re dead.”

  36. Roger says:

    I’m not going to do what my accusers and political enemies have been doing, and that is talk about this case in 30-second sound bites on ‘Meet the Press’ or on the TV news. Instead, I’m holding out for highest bidder on an exclusive interview. I’ve got this thing and it’s [bleep] golden. Ain’t nothing but sunshine on me right now. Hey, is that Donahue?!

  37. yo says:

    … call my hair the “Blagosphere”, again.

    I f**kin’ dare ya.

  38. John425 says:

    Blago calls it: “Stee-rike Three! I’m out!”

  39. “But when it comes to fightin’, Lord! they’ll shove me in the stalls!
    For it’s Blago this, an’ Blago that, an’ ‘Blago, wait outside’;
    But it’s ‘Fitzmas time for Blago’ when Emanuel’s on the line,
    Emanuel’s on the line, my boys, Emanuel’s on the line,
    O it’s ‘Fitzmas time for Blago’ when Emanuel’s on the line.”

  40. “Yeah? You ever had your ass kicked by a guy without thumbs?”

  41. The Day the Earth Stood Ill

  42. Hodink says:

    “Merry Christmas, huh? You want a Merry Christmas? I’ll show you a Merry Christmas. Ah, cameras. And for the rest of you, everybody in Illinois, everybody in America, everybody in jail in America, Merry Christmas to one and all.”

  43. Roger says:

    Look, nobody gets a lock of this hair for one penny less than $500,000!

  44. Elmo says:

    And another thing ….

    Stand back, it’s loaded.

    I did not have commerce with that woman!

    Yeah you there Rod, Merry Christmas!

  45. Elmo says:

    You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?

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