Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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REUTERS/Alexander Demianchuk (RUSSIA)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. mpw280 says:

    Israeli Santa delivers gifts to the good and deserving members of Hamas. MPW

  2. Anderson says:

    When they declared war on Christmas, they forgot that Christmas might fight back ….

  3. Bithead says:

    * Production of puffed wheat rose by 200%. The workers sang in the fields as they worked…

    * The Moscow version of the annual pumpkin Chunkin’ contest only had one entry this year.

    * “This will be almost as popular as the flamethrowers I gave out last year” said Santa.

  4. odograph says:

    There is a downside to US toy safety standards.

  5. bystander says:

    Santa decided to add shock to the awe of Christmas.

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    It depends on what your definition of present is.

  7. Bithead says:

    The reason Santa doesn’t have competition in the sky… Anti-Aircraft guns.

  8. Rachel Edith says:

    In Russia today, the equivalent of Santa Claus distributed the equivalent of lumps of coal to the naughty people.

  9. mannning says:

    A special delivery for Putin is on the way.

  10. Scott says:

    Santa: Enough of this lump of coal crap

  11. I am sure to get that impostor Santa now!

  12. John425 says:

    Russian Santa demands that Western reindeer file a flight plan, or else!

  13. fester says:

    this is easy than getting the damn bike down the fricking chimney….

  14. Elmo says:

    But Santa …. I asked for a B-1B with a full payload.

  15. John425 says:

    Santa gets his gun off.

    Russia celebrates Christmas in Ossetia.

    Russians feel that Christmas is a blast!

  16. Conditions for those on the naughty list deteriorated rapidly once the IPCC recommendations for the complete abandonment of coal were implemented.

  17. The Night the Reindeer Died II: Santa’s Revenge

  18. hpb says:

    The Russian equivalent of Santa delivers a present to Poland.

  19. Phil Smith says:

    “Wait’ll you see what we do for Easter.”

  20. IrishTexan says:

    Now, kids. This is why you don’t want to be on the naughty list. Capice???

  21. John425 says:

    Russian Santa: “Bombast? Is same as Bomb blast? Nyet?”

  22. G8rsgirl says:

    Holy Christmas am I glad I wasn’t on his naughty list this year…

  23. anjin-san says:

    Bush’s “final offensive” against the Taliban begins…

  24. Drew says:

    Rudolph!! Dasher !! Alright, which one of you clowns put gasoline in the water canon?

  25. Drew says:

    There! That’ll teach Rudolph to do an unauthorized fly-by.

  26. Bithead says:

    (BBC newsreader voice) “The arrival of Santa caused much excitement”

  27. John425 says:

    Santa: “Presents? You want presents? I’ll give you presents, you greedy little B**tards!

  28. I’ll give you Xmas

    The naughty list ‘coal’ has been updated for the new millennium

    With retail sales slipping, the traditional holiday war between Macy’s and Gimbal’s has heated up.

    In a bold move by the Russian communist party, they have shed the image of Lennin and Stalin while maintaing their ‘tough guy’ persona

    Somewhere in Russia there is a 5 year old son of a ‘redleg’ gazing in wonder at his dad for being an elf who jerked shells for Santa

    Camouflage ain’t what it used to be

    Hey kids, Can you find Santa in this picture?

    You have to admit, the toys are more realistic this year

    The Russians are trying to match the golden age of Madison Avenue, but they just don’t seem to get the hang of it

    Later that day, the regulations were changed to require only blanks be used in the future.

    Putin downplayed the latest invasion of Georgia by saying it was only holiday tourists.

  29. Bithead says:

    A still from the Federico Fellini film of “Twas the Night before Christmas”. Said the Master: ” I wanted to show Santa comes but once a year… and the train in the tunnel bit was overused, and besides… we couldn’t get the reindeer of his to fly through the damn tunnel, anyway.”

  30. Hodink says:

    “Ho Ho Hoshana!”

  31. “What does this button do?”

  32. “Sure Santa, but it’s kind of tough to conceal, or carry, for that matter.”

  33. One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a cartridge and artillery.
    One the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six guys a slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven snipers sniping, ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Hummers humming, eleven snipers sniping, ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.

  34. Elmo says:

    Christmas arrived with a bang.

    Note to self: when playing army with Santa, leave bag of little green plastic toy soldiers, at home.

    So like … ummm who decides if Santa’s been naughty?

    Tired of all the whiners who didn’t get a Wii, or a large flat panel TV, Santa pushes back.