Caption Contest Winners
The Northern Blast Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
REUTERS/Alexander Demianchuk (RUSSIA)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: charles austin – On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Hummers humming, eleven snipers sniping, ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.
Second: odograph – There is a downside to US toy safety standards.
Third: G8rsgirl – Holy Christmas am I glad I wasn’t on his naughty list this year…
bystander – Santa decided to add shock to the awe of Christmas.
Anderson – When they declared war on Christmas, they forgot that Christmas might fight back ….
mpw280 – Israeli Santa delivers gifts to the good and deserving members of Hamas.
yetanotherjohn – With retail sales slipping, the traditional holiday war between Macy’s and Gimbal’s has heated up.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Ho Ho HO-witzer
Festivus? My arse…
“Dang Easter Bunny and his pellet gun…”
The New Years Contest has yet to hit a sour note.