Caption Contest Winners

The Northern Blast Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: charles austinOn the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Hummers humming, eleven snipers sniping, ten LAWS-a-rockets, nine lads-a-lancing, eight grenades-exploding, seven Seals-a-swimming, six guys-a-slaying, five old Enfields, four whirlybirds, three French Mirages, two turret mounts, and a cartridge and artillery.

Second: odographThere is a downside to US toy safety standards.

Third: G8rsgirl – Holy Christmas am I glad I wasn’t on his naughty list this year…

HONORABLE MENTION

bystander – Santa decided to add shock to the awe of Christmas.

Anderson – When they declared war on Christmas, they forgot that Christmas might fight back ….

mpw280 – Israeli Santa delivers gifts to the good and deserving members of Hamas.

yetanotherjohn – With retail sales slipping, the traditional holiday war between Macy’s and Gimbal’s has heated up.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Ho Ho HO-witzer

Festivus? My arse…

“Dang Easter Bunny and his pellet gun…”

The themaestroNew Years Contest has yet to hit a sour note.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Bithead says:

    * This is Bob…..

  2. Woo Hoo! Thanks Rodney.