Thursday, April 9, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Obama: “I never had any doubts…I always knew you could succeed.”
On an unexpected stop over at Camp Victory in Iraq, President Obama found himself in the middle of a quagmire.
“Oh, hey! HERE’S my knife, right where I left it!”
Thanks for not fulfilling any of your campaign pledges and leaving me in Iraq.
Guy with glasses: Say Brucie, don’t hog all the president sweetie, I want a hug too. If he asks about me, well you know, don’t tell.
Soldier on right: ‘Bout time a brother got to be president, maybe now I can finally get out this Middle East bullsh*t.
What’s in your wallet?
Dude got blue lipstick on my uniform!!!!
Eagerly greeting Obama, unknowing troops obviously haven’t seen any of the presidential memos yet. The first said “Hello, Afghanistan”; the second said “Goodbye, Pentagon budget”.
In yet another break from protocol, President Obama initiates a “slight lean” followed by a “hug”. It has always been protocol that any sitting President visiting US troops on foreign soil remain rigid in posture and refrain from hands on hugging.
In a show of happiness a US troop hugs President Obama on the news he will be pushing for immigration reform later this year. The troop is an illegal from Arizona illegally fighting in Iraq.
Question of the Day: Why does everyone in this picture have exactly the same type of camera?”
Answer: Because this crowd was pre-screened to include only “O” voters and each was given a camera to use in this “spontaneous” outpouring of support.
Obama reminded the troops how he was behind them back in 2002, noting his speech where he knew that they would be able to bring about a peaceful and functioning democracy to Iraq.
When the teleprompter says (HUG), by golly he hugs.
After dodging sniper fire at the airport, Obama hugged his rescuers.
(Whispered by girl he is hugging) Excuse me Mr. President, but is that a cigarette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
This turkey is a fake too.
Looking to pick up some mil voters in 2012 …. Obie bans KP for the duration.
The stalwart denizens of Camp Victory, refuse to allow the acute shortage of toilet paper and soap. To get in the way of a State visit.
President Obama starts pulling troops out of Iraq, one soldier at a time.
Decidedly not funny caption:
“You mean I might actually get to go home?”
Believe me, those soldiers don’t think its funny.
I have a message from your wife George – congratulations, I just aborted your son.
Before being reunited with his worried parents, the lost and frightened child thanks the search party who found him.
“You like me. You really like me.”
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Random observer on some blog “Mr President…look behind you, there is nobody following you”
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Obama – “Hey. Well, we got the puppy and now I’m in the market for a point and shoot camera. Please send jpegs of you with me to NewCamera@POTUS.com and tell me why your camera is wayyyy better than Teddy Kennedy’s.”
Obama was thrilled when the young soldier told him how to handle the Somali pirate fiasco.
Apparently officers received the CIC’s memo ordering troops to demonstrate “genuine” affection for Obama during his visit.
Barry receives the joyous congratulations of his teammates, after rolling a 150 (with two strikes and a spare!).
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