Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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(AFP/File/Jimin Lai)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    Under President Obama’s call for transparency, photo’s have just been released showing the inner workings of the U.S. Mint.

  2. elliot says:

    We’re sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed……

  3. DL says:

    “Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?”

    “Please check off $1.00 for ACORN and receive $2.00 in tax writeoff.”

    “We’re sorry, this machine is in Chapter 11 proceedings and cannot be accessed for funds.”

    We’re sorry, but your pin number is identical to today’s new national debt -please re-submit a different number.

    Press 38790830080803009 for English.

  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    The two new voting machine on the left on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    The two new voting machine on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

    oops:)

  6. Rachel Edith says:

    “WTF? Who decided we needed fortunes in ATMs?”

  7. “Overdrawn? How can I be overdrawn? I still have my ATM card!”

    /old but funny jokes that somehow don’t translate to the 21st century

  8. Brian J. says:

    Having no luck with the slot machine at the end of the row, Ian moved to the next one. Jackpot!

  9. Eric Florack says:

    * It was at that point that Johnny reflected on the wisdom of using WINDOWS as the OS for the ATM’s.

    * Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star!

    * My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!

    * A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

    *

    * Weird… no Braile on the keys, like the drive up ATM has…

    *

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    The two new voting machines on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

    oops:)

    ha ha, I Obamaed up again…..

  11. Hodink says:

    “‘You will meet a tall, dark, stranger.’ Good, fine, as long as he hands me $200 PDQ.”

  12. The New York times declared Obama’s stimulus package a success, citing increased financial transactions.

    In Singapore, the term “substantial penalty for early withdrawal” has a whole new meaning.

    The problem with traveling around the world is dealing with foreign languages. What does ‘Atm’ mean?

  13. Hermoine says:

    Which do you prefer?
    A. Wishing
    B. Fishing
    C. Spanking
    D. Banking

  14. Lasting Magic says:

    Thought Bubble – “For Pete’s sake. My wife is a dead woman walking.”

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