Rodney Dill · Monday, June 22, 2009 · 15 comments
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Under President Obama’s call for transparency, photo’s have just been released showing the inner workings of the U.S. Mint.
We’re sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed……
“Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?”
“Please check off $1.00 for ACORN and receive $2.00 in tax writeoff.”
“We’re sorry, this machine is in Chapter 11 proceedings and cannot be accessed for funds.”
We’re sorry, but your pin number is identical to today’s new national debt -please re-submit a different number.
Press 38790830080803009 for English.
The two new voting machine on the left on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?
The two new voting machine on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?
oops:)
“WTF? Who decided we needed fortunes in ATMs?”
“Overdrawn? How can I be overdrawn? I still have my ATM card!”
/old but funny jokes that somehow don’t translate to the 21st century
Having no luck with the slot machine at the end of the row, Ian moved to the next one. Jackpot!
* It was at that point that Johnny reflected on the wisdom of using WINDOWS as the OS for the ATM’s.
* Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star!
* My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!
* A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
*
* Weird… no Braile on the keys, like the drive up ATM has…
The two new voting machines on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?
ha ha, I Obamaed up again…..
“‘You will meet a tall, dark, stranger.’ Good, fine, as long as he hands me $200 PDQ.”
The New York times declared Obama’s stimulus package a success, citing increased financial transactions.
In Singapore, the term “substantial penalty for early withdrawal” has a whole new meaning.
The problem with traveling around the world is dealing with foreign languages. What does ‘Atm’ mean?
Which do you prefer? A. Wishing B. Fishing C. Spanking D. Banking
Thought Bubble – “For Pete’s sake. My wife is a dead woman walking.”
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OTB Caption Contest
Under President Obama’s call for transparency, photo’s have just been released showing the inner workings of the U.S. Mint.
We’re sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed……
“Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?”
“Please check off $1.00 for ACORN and receive $2.00 in tax writeoff.”
“We’re sorry, this machine is in Chapter 11 proceedings and cannot be accessed for funds.”
We’re sorry, but your pin number is identical to today’s new national debt -please re-submit a different number.
Press 38790830080803009 for English.
The two new voting machine on the left on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?
The two new voting machine on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?
oops:)
“WTF? Who decided we needed fortunes in ATMs?”
“Overdrawn? How can I be overdrawn? I still have my ATM card!”
/old but funny jokes that somehow don’t translate to the 21st century
Having no luck with the slot machine at the end of the row, Ian moved to the next one. Jackpot!
* It was at that point that Johnny reflected on the wisdom of using WINDOWS as the OS for the ATM’s.
* Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star!
* My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!
* A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
*
* Weird… no Braile on the keys, like the drive up ATM has…
*
The two new voting machines on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?
oops:)
ha ha, I Obamaed up again…..
“‘You will meet a tall, dark, stranger.’ Good, fine, as long as he hands me $200 PDQ.”
The New York times declared Obama’s stimulus package a success, citing increased financial transactions.
In Singapore, the term “substantial penalty for early withdrawal” has a whole new meaning.
The problem with traveling around the world is dealing with foreign languages. What does ‘Atm’ mean?
Which do you prefer?
A. Wishing
B. Fishing
C. Spanking
D. Banking
Thought Bubble – “For Pete’s sake. My wife is a dead woman walking.”
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