Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    How do you like my new imperial guard baby?

  2. G.A.Phillips says:

    Ya Baby, I remember when you used to keep your hair like that, talk about a stimulus……

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    “Honey, I won the election so if you want his fur hat, I’ll just issue an Executive Order and he’ll give it to you.”

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    “No, I can’t make Hillary wear that hat when she travels abroad.”

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    “If we give Bo that hat to play with, do you think he’ll stop chewing my shoes?”

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    “Yes, baby, the black fox is beautiful.”

  7. Matt says:

    Of course, once I’ve taken over the rest of the economy, my everyday clothes will be more like that red outfit.

  8. John Burgess says:

    ‘You can check out asses, but I’m going to be checking out the hunks in uniform.’

  9. elliot says:

    Michelle (swallowing: I had a chance to go on a personal guided tour with that Bobby, but I blew it.

  10. Anderson says:

    Obama: “See, baby? I told you those white guys wear those long hats to overcompensate.”

  11. Sure sweetums, I’ll issue an Executive Order to change the name of the Marine’s living quarters from the Barracks to the Michelles.

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    “Good for you. That jacket is perfect, honey, for hiding your Mom Pants.”

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Michelle: You look. I look! Deal with it.

  14. Who’s the white dude with the huge ‘fro?

  15. markm says:

    Marine on guard: “Yo B-Schizz….both them tails you was hawin’ in France was P-H-A-T, dig?”

    Barack: “…I…uh…the uh….whaaaaat was…I mean who was that?”

    Michelle: “B….momma aint happy”

  16. markm says:

    Michelle to B.O.: “..there is a white guy over there openly mocking the fro and thus behaving stupidly….FIX IT NOW”

  17. markm says:

    Barack: “..and this is the Marine Corp Barracks what where we keep all the Marines”.

    Michelle: “…i know….I was looking for you and saw what I thought was a misspelled sign with an arrow that said “Barracks”….I thought it was another private company you took over…, I’ve been here…..a few times”

  18. markm says:

    Barack: “Gee Michelle, with all the Navy looking types around, it reminds me of my birth on the United States island of Hawaii…where I was born…”

  19. McGehee says:

    “No Barry, that red number is a little garish even for me.”

  20. The few, the proud, the Obamas.

  21. There are two types of people: Marines and those who wish they were.

  22. TroyE. says:

    Obama: Hey, honey… After the meetings today, how about I dress up like the Queen’s Guard, and you dress up like the marine and we play “Military Drilling”?

  23. TroyE. says:

    Obama: Listen, I’m serious. There is no truth at all in the “Old Wive’s Tale” about the size of a man’s hat.

  24. G.A.Phillips says:

    Semper fi, no no, baby, now that Big Daddy’s in charge we changing it to semper fly…..

  25. Elmo says:

    If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready?

    Is that a pencil in your pocket … or are you just happy to see me?

    Smile for the camera and act all Presidential and sh*t.

    You can puff up your chest, but you ain’t all that BO (I’seen your work).

    This dress makes my butt look small … for real?!

  26. Elmo says:

    Hey Barry … can we fly to Monaco for the weekend?
    Sure baby, whatever you want.

  27. DL says:

    I sort of liked the queen better.

    Are you jerking my chain “O” baby – they’re both foam?

    Man that white guys got one cool afro

    That brother’s got both of Michael Jackson’s gloves honey!

  28. Chadzilla says:

    Barack to Michelle: See honey, I told you we’re supposed to tip those guys!

  29. james says:

    kind of looks like my big furry hat doesn’t it?

  30. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “I haven’t seen that much bush since….”

  31. elliot says:

    Michele: Trust me dear, I’m sure he’s “Big Ben”

  32. TroyE. says:

    Obama: Listen, Babe, you can stay and wait for it if you want, but I’m telling you, that’s not what they mean when they say “changing of the guard”.

  33. Take your mind back, I don’t know when,
    Sometime when it always seemed to be just us and them.
    Girls that wore pink, and boys that wore blue,
    Boys that always grew up better men than me and you.
    What’s a man now? What’s a man mean?
    Is he rough or is he rugged? Is he cultural and clean?
    Now it’s all change – it’s got to change more,
    ‘Cause we think its getting better but nobody’s really sure.
    And so it goes, go round again, but now and then we wonder who the real men are…

    (Courtesy of Joe Jackson)

  34. Fortunately for President Obama the young lady walking past on his right was judiciously cropped from this picture.

  35. To have ambitions was my ambition,
    But I had nothing to show for my dreams.
    Time with my girl I spent it well.
    (You must be joking, oh man, you must be joking.)
    The good life was so elusive, handouts, they got me down.
    I had to regain my confidence so I got into camouflage.
    The girls they love to see you shoot.
    I love a man in a uniform.
    I love a man in a uniform.
    I love a man in a uniform.
    I love a man in a uniform.

    (Courtesy Gang of Four)