Caption Contest

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. odograph says:

    But you didn’t answer my question …

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    The not-so-hot bimbo sings “Happy Birthday” to not-so-hot President Obama, whose poll numbers are dropping faster than Helen’s jowls.

  3. markm says:

    Obama: “now…uh….Helen….this is…uh…an OBAMA photo-op. Quit…um….hunching over and smile….”

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama, thinking: If I can just squeeze her hard enough, perhaps I can wrench the last remaining breaths from her body.

  5. markm says:

    Helen: “I’ve got a pre-existing condition of arthritis in this hand…will I be covered under Obamacare?”

    Obama: “it depends on the cost/benefit equasion…now STFU and smile.”

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    “No, Mr. President, I will NOT sing for you.”

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    “I knew John Kennedy, and you’re no John Kennedy, President Obama.”

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama and his “happy pills to keep from paying for old sick peoples health care” poster child.

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    “I knew Bill Clinton, and you’re no Bill Clinton, President Obama.”

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Helen: Is that a Winston in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  11. Boyd says:

    Get your arm off me or I’ll knock your block off, punk!

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obamatep sucks the life out of another opener of the chest to consummate the curse….

  13. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama thought bubble:Cupcakes and pie, it’s good to be the king……

  14. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama:So Helen how does the tittle of “happy pill czar” sound to you?

  15. G.A.Phillips says:

    Helen:Ya Berry the cupcakes are good, but if you call me Anck Su Namun one more time and try to smooch me again I’m gonna sock you in the puss!

  16. elliot says:

    Obama thought bubble: Geez, I am President for Heaven sakes, and this is all I can get.

  17. Patrick Albanese says:

    “Let’s see… JFK had Marilyn Monroe, Bill Clinton had Monica Lewinsky and I get Helen Thomas. It seems the further left you go, the women get less hot.”

  18. Jake P says:

    NOW PLAYING: Weekend at Bammy’s

  19. Patrick Albanese says:

    “I just hope she doesn’t Sing Happy birthday Mr. President. I’d hate to throw up that fancy cake they made for me.”

  20. elliot says:

    Well, now that we are on the subject, I can think of one way for you to get a bigger stimulus check.

  21. hpb says:


  22. Sitting with all his remaining supporters, Obama ignored the empty seats.

    Helen praised the president’s economic work, especially the CCC camps.

    Love … and alzheimers … means never having to say your sorry for who got elected.

    Despite her frailties, Helen continued to try and knock some sense into Obama.

    Chris Mathews was reported to be very jealous and said “The thrill has gone from my leg.”

  23. “I didn’t say you could sit next to me Mr. Bush.”

  24. “You had me at ‘Hello.'”

  25. “I am smiling.”

  26. President Obama: “Why so serious?”

  27. bystander says:

    “How would you like a knuckle sandwich to go with that you little … who are you again?”

  28. markm says:

    Helen: “Mister President…the photographer forgot to load the magnesium flash powder into the flash lamp…the picture will turn out dark!”

  29. “Wow Nancy, you do look different without Botox.”

  30. William d'Inger says:

    I knew George Washington. George Washington was a friend of mine. Believe me, kid, you’re no George Washington.

  31. hallo says:

    America’s man-of-steel Barack Obama displaying yet another of his super powers as he withstands the ferocious pinch of world champion purple-nurpler Helen Thomas.

  32. Mr. Prosser says:

    I asked for PUDDING! In know pudding Mr. President and this is not pudding!

  33. rodney dill says:

    President Obama interviews 19 year old product of Canada’s Socialized healthcare system.

  34. Drew says:

    Personally, I like Rodney’s…………but

    “Now don’t you worry about a thing, Helen, I promise I’ll personally make sure you get the the right treatment options counselor.”

  35. davod says:

    Don’t you dare use me as a prop.

  36. Bitter Steevil says:

    So… If I make nice, I won’t get a visit from any “End of Life” counselers?

    You bet Helen, I’m as sure of that as I am the Health care bill won’t raise the deficit!

  37. John425 says:

    “She’s mine. I bought her as a toy for Bo”.

  38. markm says:

    Helen: “PSSSST…Barack, I think we are surrounded by astroturfers with swastika’s getting ready to astroturf our photo-op…”

  39. markm says:

    Helen: “Damn right I was born in 1894. Barack, where were you born?”

  40. markm says:

    Helen: “Look at that radio Mister President, you can see our picture”

  41. William d'Inger says:

    He fist bumped her after the photo and wound up in a cast for three weeks.

  42. Brian J. says:

    Mrs. Thomas could not understand why the little black boy was not disturbed when she took his nose; then she realized the tip of her thumb was white, which gave away the trick.

  43. Smeagol (Gollum): Because it’s my birthday, and I wants it.

    Smeagol: We swears to serve the master of the precious. We will swear on… on… the precious!

  44. President Obama thanks Helen Thomas for resisting the urge to jump out of his cake naked.

  45. FormerHostage says:

    Where da white wimmen?

    You remind me of my aunt Zeituni, the way you both stand on the street corner and yell at passing cars.

  46. G.A.Phillips says:

    I knew Imhotep . Imhotep was a friend of mine. Believe me, kid, you’re no Imhotep.

  47. peterh says:

    Helen! Your ship just came in…..

  48. Chadzilla says:

    Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were both busy on other projects, but the casting department scored a major coup for the newest Dumb & Dumber sequel.

  49. DL says:

    How come your halo is still up there behind the podium?

    Your wife was right -your breath is stinky.

    If I support your Obamacare, will you promise I’ll get my own choice of consultant?

    So you want me to go to a townhall meeting and pretend I like Obamacare?

    If I support Obamacare will I get my own Gulfstream jet like Pelosi?

    You want me to be your offical food taster? At my age, I’m afraid I’m the one who needs a taster.

    I was at that Chappaquiddic party too and I told that young whippersnapper, Teddy, to keep his paws to himself.

  50. Peter says:

    Obama: Helen, I would like to give you the opportunity to be my Monica Lewinski. Are you going to blow it?

  51. Rachel Edith says:

    Obama – “Thanks Michelle, this is the third amazing human being you have given me. Uh, I think you should have quit at two.”

  52. Hermoine says:

    The Near-Beer Summit

  53. Maggie Mama says:

    First it was “the war on terror.” Now Obama is redefining the meaning of “cupcake”.

  54. Maggie Mama says:

    Gibbs, off-stage: “Who the hell told the President to grab the cupcakes?”

  55. Stuthemann says:

    “I don’t care if you are the president, if you don’t give me back my food, I’m gonna stick you with this pin!”

  56. chsw says:

    “How would you like to be the first client in DHHS’ End of Life Counseling Program?”


  57. Deathlok says:

    Obama has taken over for the retiring Whelan of “Whelan and Madame” fame.

  58. Elmo says:


    The other guys get beer, and I get cake?

    Talent scout/Ringling Brothers: You can quit smiling now Mr. Obama, you got the job.

  59. Elmo says:

    Posted by Drew | August 6, 2009 | 12:22 pm |

    I kin gibbem a vote too 🙂

  60. Elmo says:

    when you said tea for two Barry, I thawt we wuzz gunna puff some reefer?