Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Michelle went to the first
    game of the World’s Series
    and all I got was
    this lousy T-Shirt.

  2. Timmer says:

    Geek in aloha shirt. Check. T-shirt cleverly mixing math and religion. Check. Unattractive brilliant lady laughing at the look on my face. Check. Okay, I’ve given the nerds enough, I’m outta here.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Some Republican Congressman just went to the movie and brought Obama a T-shirt:

    ‘This Is It’
    The Final Tour
    Just a moment in history

  4. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “It Says:

    And Moses
    Said the
    Solution is X.

    Uh… you said Schwarzenegger sent you this?”

  5. DL says:

    Obama stands dumfounded without TOTUS to help him read the T shirt.

    “This “T” shirt, designed by Michelle, only cost a half trillion dollars to produce, and I’m proud to say forteen stimulous jobs were created.”

    This is my original birth certificate -signed by the offical clerk.. a walt Disney somebody.

    Obama shows irritation and indifference when realized that his new private army uniforms lack his rainbow emblem.

  6. kvc says:

    This in English says, ” God is love”
    Here in Arabic it says, “Kill the infidels”
    And the last in Ebonics says, “Gona gitya sukr”
    That should cover it.

  7. Triumph says:

    Stupid liberal holds an ugly shirt.

  8. elliot says:

    Shirt says: I’m Stupid.You with me?

  9. Michael Hammer says:

    Amerikka sucks!
    Freedom sucks!
    Government Rules!
    Damn Fox News!
    Long live the Big-Eared Messiah!

    I’ll take 300 Million and stimulate the economy.

  10. Obama must REALLY love that T-shirt because my dad made the same face every year when he got his new tie for Father’s Day.

  11. FormerHostage says:

    “I put this nation into trillions of debt and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!”

  12. FormerHostage says:

    Thought bubble: “Well, at least it ain’t a bunny suit!”

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Stop. Touching. My. Nipples!

  14. physics geek says:

    I can haz T-shirt?

    I don’t understand. Where is the “and then a miracle occurs” part?

  15. Hodink says:

    It sez, “Hey baldy. Tone it down. Wear me.”

  16. William d'Inger says:

    “So he parted the waters. What’s the big deal? I got me a Nobel.”

  17. William d'Inger says:

    “Well I’ll be darned, this shirt’s got the health care budget formula written on it.”

  18. Elmo says:

    See Obie. See Obie run.
    See Obamedia give Obie the Presidency.
    See America.
    See America wake up and smell the mooselimb coffee.

  19. Elmo says:

    I mean, you got the first mainstream Mombasan who is articulate, and bright, and has a clean shirt and a nice-looking guy. And his middle name is Flipper, no wait …. I think it’s Weasel. On second thought, maybe it’s Weenie? Shoot I don’t know … wtf was I talking about again?

  20. Elmo says:

    No thanks …. I don’t need to wait in line. I already have some trains!

  21. Elmo says:

    Professor Slocum reads aloud from the shirt he gave to the President: Wish You Were Here.

  22. Elmo says:

    Obama snags some swag at the 2009 International Convention of Schizophrenics: I’m with dummy.

  23. Elmo says:

    If found, please return wearer to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

  24. Elmo says:

    Open casting gets underway for Rainman 2 …

  25. Mr. Prosser says:

    Feh! Moses had it easy, all he had to do was part the Red Sea, I’ve got to take apart a sea of red!

  26. peterh says:

    Moses said: ignore conservatives….they are not the enlightened and are destine to wander the desert forever anyway….

  27. Elmo says:

    Will chuckle for arugula

  28. Elmo says:

    Macarena Champ
    Mombasa High
    Class of ’79

  29. Rachel Edith says:

    Obama thinking – “I’ll give them my geek guise.”

  30. yetanotherjohn says:

    Oh great, now he is insulting the Jews.

    …and next Mr. President, we have this pointed hat for you to wear.

    Is it just me, or did we just elect Urkel with contacts.

    In the spirit of higher education, Obama got stoned and was presented with a T-shirt.

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    Always in campaign mode, Obama shows off Democrat Blue T-shirt, which reads “Can’t put lipstick on a pig” in four different languages.

  32. elliot says:

    Bend over America! I’ve got your ‘Health Plan’ right here and I’ll be behind you all the way.

  33. Elmo says:

    Objects in shirt are stupider than they appear.

    Warning: Secure ear flaps in high winds

    Eye yam duh President.

    Made in Hawaii, Indonesia, Kenya.

    Will s*ck d*ck for crack.

    Exp: 11-6-12