Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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  1. elliot says:

    Nice kickers with that suit, Wen, I am impressed.

  2. G.A.Phillips says:

    Wen, your new shoes are so well polished and shinny I thought I was staring into the eyes my Beautiful telepromter for a moment, but then I saw that you had stepped into some poop, and all I could see was a red phone….

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    Welcome to China! You like the suit? Step over here, pick the material, a few measurements, we’ll have it for you in 24 hours.

  4. chsw says:

    Not to be outdone, President Hu Jintao curtsied.


  5. FormerHostage says:

    Obama: “Mr. Premier, I am…”
    Wen Jiabao: “Hey, there’s a wet clean-up in the hallway. Can you get that?”
    Obama: “Uh…sure…I…uh…”
    Wen Jiabo: “And when you’re done, there’s no towels in the men’s room. Chop, chop!

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Not realizing that TOTUS wouldn’t work in China due to voltage differences, Obama was forced to resort to crib notes on his hand.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    Realizing his visit is doomed to failure, Obama practices his facepalm technique.

  8. Phil Smith says:

    I make it nice and easy for you to DO THE SEX TO ME!!

  9. Don’t miss The Nutcracker this year with a new international cast!

  10. Friday on FOX: On the new UN’s Got Talent show, President Obama’s gracious acquiescence means Hu’s on first.

  11. Domo arigoto Mr. Roboto.

  12. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

  13. President Obama took Premier Jiabao’s talk to the hand comment a little too literally.

  14. In a surreal all to real moment, President Obama and Premier Jiabao reenacted their favorite David Byrne movements from Stop Making Sense.

  15. “…and then you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.”

  16. Wyatt Earp says:

    Obama: “You call that a Messiah impersonation? Take him away!”

  17. Michael Hamm says:

    Time to learn Grasshopper. In China you show deep respect to your intellectual superior by unzipping his fly, bowing deep and repetitively until you receive your bailout.

  18. DL says:

    Obama couldn’t contain his smile as he read the note on proper protocol that Rahm Emanual penned on his hand.

    Obama checks for his halo in the little hand mirror he always carries.

    Sclew the hand I wait fowah him to bow down.

  19. steve says:

    “You will be sitting on my left, here, with the other Kenyans.”


  20. Wayne says:

    What are you looking at Mr. President? Oh! That is why you like bow so much.

  21. FormerHostage says:

    “Hey, isn’t that your self-respect over there in the corner?”

  22. FormerHostage says:

    Obama: You lookee nicee in that suit. It numba’ one!

    Wen Jiabao: Are you #uckin’ serious?!?

  23. After President George H. W. Bush’s “I Care” teleprompter snafu, you would have thought that President Obama’s handlers would have ben more careful than to insert “(make backhanded compliment)” in his speech to Premier Jiabao.

  24. Let’s try that again, with more feeling and proper spelling…

    After President George H. W. Bush’s “(Message: I care)” teleprompter snafu, you would have thought that President Obama’s handlers would have been more careful than to insert “(Make backhanded compliment)” in his speech to Premier Jiabao.

  25. “You do know what they say about guys with big hands, don’t you?”

  26. Szechuan dumplings after the deal has been done.
    I’m the One.
    (It’s a glamour profession.)
    I’m the One.

  27. How now kowtow?

  28. peterh says:

    I told Bush where the right door was, but he ignored me…..and we all know how that ended….

  29. Now that our business is complete, what do you say we Taiwan on? Get it? Tie One on? Ha ha ha, I crack myself up sometimes.

  30. G.A.Phillips says:

    Obama-Nice suit Wen…..
    Wen-you no look you buy!!!!

  31. Premier Jaibao was too slow getting into his crane technique to defend himself when President Obama said he wanted to show him something he learned from watching Bruce Lee movies as a kid.

  32. Since you think money grows on trees, you sit over here little ACORN.

  33. Maggie Mama says:

    President Hu Jintao may have given the real Obama a frosty reception, but he greets with opened arms Mrs. Tussaud’s wax version of the submissive American.

  34. elliot says:

    Yes, I am very fond of dogs, and no I have not seen..uh..your dog Bobo. Now please, walk this way, we will be serving dinner soon.