Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. markm says:

    Obama: “Nice to meet you. healthcarereform/capn’trade. We’ve turned the corner healthcarereform/capn’trade. Hey, turn that jobless frown upside down healthcarereform/capn’trade. You are up to 33.2 hrs per week?…it’s working healthcarereform/cap n’trade.”

  2. Chadzilla says:

    Obama thought bubble: Wow, these state dinners have gone downhill. Oh well, they must be on the guest list!

  3. elliot says:

    Say, can I get some ‘samples’ (wink, wink) for my dog Bo?

  4. elliot says:

    Politicians Rule #33 – Where not to meet and greet the public: Hello. Nice to meet you. Okay, you can use the restroom now.

  5. Brian Knapp says:

    Above, Barack Obama unveils his new DMV-adopted strategy of presidential politics.

  6. John Burgess says:

    “Okay, hmmm…. You look like ‘Lunch Box Construction Czar’ material. You got it!


  7. “I understand there was to be punch and pie.”

  8. “Damn, why does second shift always have to do the handshake shuffle with each year’s Nobel Peace Prize winner?”

  9. “Hey, I don’t think that guy in the gray shirt has an invitation.”

  10. President Obama: “Good news, chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams!”

  11. Social Secretary Desiree Rogers lets President Obama know in clear and unmistakable terms that she was not amused by the criticism she received over the gate crashers at the state dinner the week before.

  12. … and we’re living here in Allentown.

  13. “Shall we dance?”

  14. “Message: I care.”

  15. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Next… Turn your head and cough…”

  16. “Do I look like Mrs. Obama?”

  17. Robin says:

    How did we all get the “short straw”??!

  18. Robin says:

    Sharona, I’m gonna need more wipes!!!

  19. Robin says:

    I ain’t unlocking my arms!!!

  20. mannning says:

    Ok, you pass! You can go to my right. Don’t follow the last guy, that niggly conservative is headed for the chambers.

  21. President Obama questions the usual suspects.

  22. Which of these things is not like the others?

  23. Parents’ night at Sidwell Friends wasn’t quite what President Obama was expecting.

  24. President Obama: “Was your job created or saved?”

  25. To the second guy in line: Hey, way to dress up to meet the President.

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    “There may be some truth in claims by the right that most Obama supporters are automatons.”

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    Desiree Rogers’ incompetence left the White House without the proper staff for special events, forcing the President to man the door himself.

  28. Elmo says:

    How many libwuhls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it and five to congratulate him.

  29. Elmo says:

    A fire chief dies, and arriving at the pearly gates finds a line. Not wanting to stand in line, he tells the angels he’s a fire chief (and shouldn’t have to wait). The angels inform him that he’ll have to, just like everyone else. Back in line, he sees a car race up to the gates, lights flashing and siren wailing. A man gets out, wearing a white helmet emblazoned: Chief. The angels immediately stand at attention, and throw the gates open. Angry, the waiting chief shouts: Why’d ya let that chief through and not me? To which the angels reply: You got it wrong Sir. That’s God, he just thinks he’s a Fire Chief.”

  30. Elmo says:

    Every Tuesday like clockwork, was quota day for the Death Panel.

  31. Elmo says:

    Well we’re living here in Allentown
    And they’re closing all the factories down
    Out in Bethlehem they’re killing time
    Filling out forms
    Standing in line

    Our fathers fought the Second World War
    Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
    Met our mothers in the USO

    We’re living here in Allentown
    And Chuckles the Clown comes around
    It’s getting very hard to stay
    Waiting here in Allentown

  32. Elmo says:

    Sorry bout that, next time I’ll remember to bring the Vaseline.

  33. Hangtown Bob says:

    President Obama welcomes his cadre of Climate Czars to the Copenhagen conference; in order, Sunny, Snowy, Rainy, Windy, and Hurricane (also known as Big Blow Job).

  34. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m sorry Tiger was with your wife. Next.”

  35. kvc says:

    “Thanks, the check is in the mail; thanks, The check is in the mail; thanks,….” Obama thought bubble, “I hope they believe this one just like the rest of my promises.”