Monday, December 28, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
A scene from the new movie, “Down and Out at the North Pole”.
The Claus “family” provides “protection” to the local merchants.
Extras from the new porn film “Coming Down the Chimney” take a much needed break.
The cover for the new album, “Clones for the Holidays”.
Oh crap, I forgot my belly and beard!!!!!
After Obamaclause do we we really need fake Santa’s anymore?
Jobs saved or created?
Hello Sadie? Yeah, it was a cinch. I held up Macys and Bloomingdales like you said. Police are totally clueless.
Things changed remarkably after the Santa card check vote was won.
It was right after the “Santa is Sexy” article in Cosmos that the losers hit the street looking for action.
Not one Santa could find the unemployment line Dec. 26th.
It all started when the sleighs were missing their GPS.
The “No reindeer allowed within city limits” regulation had serious consequences after all.
Once again, only The Tick could protect The City from the terrors of supervillain Multiple Santa.
He had on a red fuzzy suit, with white fur trim. A red hat … a long white beard …. and he went thattaway!
This shatters my world. Next thing you are going to tell me that the Easter Bunny isn’t real and that Obama isn’t a moderate.
Obama said that “the system worked” and the stimulus put hundreds of Santas to work. The first Santas were deployed Dec 28th.
Maybe it isn’t the most magical time of the year.
Ho, ho, ho. The hooker discount for Santa starts to bear fruit.
Can you spot the ninja?
Man on phone: “Yeah, I’m outside of the bar and wearing a Santa costume. You can’t miss me.”
When the Mrs. Claus is away, the Santas will play.
Man in Green: “I thought this was the Saint Patricks day parade.”
While most of “Santa’s Eleven” loitered while chatting and bragging on their phones, drinking Christmas cheer….one saw the cops coming..
A new President … a new Vice President, uh huh. And a new speaker of the House … right. No, Santa’s not too busy, I’ll see what I can do. What’s that? And a new Director of Homeland Security … you and me both brother …
Look, Prancer, we’re gonna do dis thing. I just talked to the holdout….he ain’t gonna be a problem. Don’t worry, Rudy ain’t never gonna hear nothin’…
The TSA’s gonna be lookin’ in my what…..for what? No wonder that guy took off………
Put me down for a yard on Schumey, as World Champ in ’10 …. you heard me!
“After a difficult battle in the War on Christmas, the Santa army takes a much-deserved break from combat. An exhausted Santa Claus (right) calls home to wish Mrs. Claus a Happy New Year. St. Nick (left, running) has just heard the call for milk and cookies.”
Can you spot the drunken giant mutant travel Gnome?
Danny Ocean starts his next heist with the old multiple-Santas distraction.
So this guy named Tiger sits on my lap and I say and what would you like? He says your Santas helper over there for starters…
“Competition? One down, four to go. I told him that his house is on fire.”
The new urinary problem drug commercial unveiled this Christmas.
Santa hotline, how may I help you?
No toys under the tree?!
My goodness … what’s your address?
1600 Pennsylvania avenue … err sorry, that seems to be on our no fly list.
Would you like an e-coupon good for one free lump of coal?
With their funding now restored, members of ACORN are only too happy to play Santa with taxpayers’ money.
While most post-Xmas Santas remain complacent, one notices the St. Paddy’s gnome coming to take over the street.
Yeah, the blonde you sent over last time was just incredible. If she’s available again … man you’d make Santa real happy.
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