Caption Contest Winners

The Many Happy Returns Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: MikeM – Danny Ocean starts his next heist with the old multiple-Santas distraction.

Second: yetanotherjohn – This shatters my world. Next thing you are going to tell me that the Easter Bunny isn’t real and that Obama isn’t a moderate.

Third: ElmoSanta hotline, how may I help you?
No toys under the tree?!
My goodness … what’s your address?
1600 Pennsylvania avenue … err sorry, that seems to be on our no fly list.
Would you like an e-coupon good for one free lump of coal?


physics geekA scene from the new movie, “Down and Out at the North Pole”.

lol – Oh crap, I forgot my belly and beard!!!!!

DL – Where’s Waldo-claus?

Maggie Mama – With their funding now restored, members of ACORN are only too happy to play Santa with taxpayers’ money.

D. Dean – “Competition? One down, four to go. I told him that his house is on fire.”

Triumph – Godless Liberals


There’s been another Elvish sighting in Kalamazoo, MI.

On Guiness, on Bass Ale, on Bodingtons, and Murphy’s
On Wadworths, Marstons, adnams and Woodforde’s Wherry.

The pullmycrackerThursday Contest isn’t gonna make it past the TSA.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Hai, Similar contest of “1st Giveway Christmas And New Year Contest Worth $6000 : JOIN US” is held at

    Contest end on this month : 18 jan 2010.

    Please join

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Papadill, and a very healthy and Happy New Year to you and yours!

  3. Elmo says:

    Now if we could just get rid of the site’s popup/under ad content (she keeps looking at me!).

    Happy New Year 🙂