Caption Contest

Time for the New Year’s Eve OTB Caption ContestTM

pullmycracker


(AFP/File/Carl de Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Scott says:

    Hey! Pull my finger

  2. Elmo says:

    The formula: 0=11xC/L+5xQ relies on the angle, grip and quality of cracker to determine the best way to guarantee success.

    Mathematical analysis has determined that 0 is the optimum downwards angle, while C stands for circumference of the barrel, L the length of the barrel and Q the quality of the cracker.

    Q has a value of 1, 2 or 3 depending on whether the cracker is cheap, standard or premium.

    The formula ought to produce a two digit figure between 20 and 55 degrees, which the optimum pulling angle below the horizontal.

    Crackers should be gripped approximately one inch from the end of the tail closest to the barrel.

    The tail should be kept in line with the barrel as it is pulled backwards and downwards, with an even force.

  3. Elmo says:

    Racist!

  4. DL says:

    The first of millions of seniors makes his required payoff to the death panel czar.

    This is to get you to publish that “George Washington did it,” in your paper for the rest of the year.

    Here’s my firewood tax governor, to help save the environment.

    Be sure to bring that blond floosy of a barmaid out to the golf course, after I finish playing.

  5. Wyatt Earp says:

    1. “Merry Christmas, Tiny Tim. Here’s a cracker.”

  6. Wyatt Earp says:

    Sadly, no one noticed that the Death Star plans were passed to Palpatine so easily.

  7. The UK finally completes its Treaty of Paris obligation to withdraw troops from the Ohio River Valley.

  8. “I don’t want to go to Chelsea.” — D.P.A. MacManus

  9. elliot says:

    Open this too will ya, I forgot my bottle opener (Hic)

  10. markm says:

    Pope lookin’ guy: “I’ve come here for for possibly my pensioners pension party and you’ve RUINDED it by letting in Ben Nelson with his ninny Carl Levin glasses”

  11. yetanotherjohn says:

    So that’s why they call it the ‘old guard’.

    Remember, the UK has a special relationship with the US. They stand ready to stand up and fight alongside us … as long as we let them use their cane.

    Some where in Buenos Aires there is a General smacking himself on the forehead saying “We lost to these guys?”

    The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming … with Viagra.

    Cracker? I barely even know her.

    The loud noise failed in the attempted murder, foiled by deafness.

    TSA immediately issued instructions banning all Christmas decorations and saltines after learning of the explosive potential of ‘crackers’.

    We’re going to party like it 1899.

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m testing this thing for the Pope. Ready? Touch it!”

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Extreme Libation “terrorists” are next to be targeted by Homeland Security as a threat to the Nanny State Society

  14. Jose says:

    I relinquish my power to you!

  15. markm says:

    Pope lookin’ dude: “…we need one more, I say WE NEED ONE MORE VOTE before we can legislate expensive preemptive attacks against orphanages, monasteries and anyplace with puppies. Ben, here’s a sack of crackers and hundy…..HE’S IN…Ben’s in. Count it!”

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    Although longevity seems to be a family trait, I didn’t realize that Senator Robert KKK Byrd’s father was a Red Coat! Yes, traitors to our country all.

  17. Hodink says:

    “That rat’s ass Nigel is talking up my granddaughter again.”

  18. Elmo says:

    Put that in your spreadsheet and extrapolate … (behold the timeless magic of Christmas).

  19. Elmo says:

    Buraq the Magic Pony, and Moo Moo Ahmadinejad enjoy a laugh at the Home for Retired Mooselimb Terrorists, in London.

  20. D. Dean says:

    Impersonators of Paul Newman and George H.W. Bush share a laugh at the Celebrity-Politician Lookalike Convention.

  21. lol says:

    2050 Obama
    after ruling for 41 years by way of many,many crisis’s that he did not let go to waste
    seems to have lost all his blackness and greenness
    and his once pimpish GQ taste
    he has transpired
    into your basic red and white sire
    once a magic phony
    now a commie heep of paste.

  22. William d'Inger says:

    The British National Health Service annual laxative giveaway always draws a heavy crowd at veterans parties.

  23. markm says:

    Pope lookin’ guy: “I’ve come here for for possibly my pensioners pension party and you’ve RUINDED it by letting in Ben Nelson with his ninny Carl Levin glasses”

    Should be “i’ve come here for possibly my last pensioners pension party”

    Can a fella get some editorial help?