Thursday, May 6, 2010
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Attorney and occasional OTB contributor, Dodd Harris, spent his later years indulging his love of pamphleteering.
Boss Hogg officially breaks away from the “Bull-Goose” party.
Democrats are scrambling to find replacements to run in November for retiring Congressional members.
I always knew McCain was a tad touched.
Seems like Obama dreams about Tea Party members every night.
Isn’t that outfit and leaflet out of the new ACME “Instant Kitchen Table Party” kit?
Sigh…sometimes I look at the republicans and the democrats and wish there was a saner alternative … maybe he is the one.
New FTC “Truth in political advertising” laws have rocked the nation as both parties rush to redefine themselves.
An honest politician, so naturally he has no chance of being elected.
His mother must be so proud of him.
Voters overwhelmingly chose the Looney party over the ‘Runaway spending’ party, the ‘Sexual deviant’ party, the ‘lining my own pockets’ party and the ‘I know better than you so let me run your life’ party.
The representative from Bedlam celebrates his victory.
Running in the 4th District primary against Rep. Hank Johnson (D), challenger Colonel Sanders (D) declares he is positive Guam won’t tip over … at least in the near future.
First, it was attacks on Fox reporters; now this, as Robert Gibbs continues his machinations of distracting the White House press corps from the important stories of the day.
LaRouche is running again?
So…this is supposed to be a parody…how?
He figured that since Californians keep re-electing Pelosi and Boxer that he had a good chance.
1. Yosemite Sam’s poll numbers skyrocketed when he shaved his mustache.
2. Teddy Roosevelt: The Original Gut Buster.
“Th, th, th, that’s City Hall folks!”
After declaring his candidacy last week, Elmer is now ready to announce his choice for his cabinet members…Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny, Wylie Coyote, Sylvester and Pepe LePew.
New Age Democrat announces Healthcare Reform bill that will cover cost of crystals, aromatherapy and Feldenkrais footrubs.
Let’s all pretend the first thing we thought of wasn’t the loony “Tea Party”.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! I just won first place in the Boss Hog look-a-like contest!
Sharpshooter: “Hey moron, your target is off center.”
The new mayor of Munchkinland is announced.
I understand the DNC is suing the Monster Raving Loony Party for copyright infringement.
McLuhan was sort of correct, in politics the medium is the message.
Spitzer, Blagojevich, Corzine, Ventura, Schwarzenegger, … who are we to make fun of British politicans?
The former Democrat Congressman and recently released jailbird, James Traficant has filed the necessary petitions to run as a third party candidate in Ohio district.
1) Look Ma! I’m on top of the world!
2) The county fair just called…they want that ribbon back!
3) This time ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’ knew they had their work cut out for them.
4) Later, The Wizard of Oz privately confessed he had no real power outside the jurisdiction of Emerald City to certify the U.K. election results.
Lead candidate for the next Secretary General of the United Nations gives a shout out to all worldwide Thugocrats.
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