Thursday, May 13, 2010
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Andrew Sullivan has just posted this picture of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan, seen here wearing a yellow tie on a yellow bike, as further proof that she is, in fact, a lesbian.
“….Try channel 9, I’m pretty sure they’re headed straight for this part of town. I can’t be certain, but I swear I hear them just outside….”
(Single File, “Zombies….”)
Faced with threats of budget austerity, the new members of David Cameron’s cabinet get used to doing without the daily Jaguar ride to No. 10.
For the past eight weeks the Obama Administration has been considering the deployment of this group of reinforcements to help patrol the Arizona border.
Executives of BP and Halliburton bike to Senate hearings to prove their green bona fides.
Guys, Guys…Don’t you think we should have at least given Barack back there a ride?
Another biker gang terrorizing Bucharest.
Hold up your hand if you think this photo was staged.
Only three of the thousands of protestors expected showed up, the rest were stuck in traffic getting to the event.
A million man, grass roots bike parade in support of Obama is shown entering DC.
Can you say ‘chick magnets’
Top government trouble shooters leave Washington for the Gulf as part of the Obama’s administration lightening fast response to the oil spill.
1) With not a moment to spare, BP’s “Think Tankâ€ rushes to work to solve the oil spill catastrophe in the Gulf of Mexico in the most expedient manner possible.
2) BP assembles its “Brain Trustâ€ to work on the oil spill catastrophe in the Gulf of Mexico.
3) Working on resolving the oil spill crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, BP executives scour the English countryside assembling its “Think Tankâ€ by looking for a scientist’s daughter to kidnap.
4) Working on resolving the oil spill crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, BP executives scour the English countryside assembling its “Brain Trustâ€ by looking for a scientist’s daughter to kidnap.
Although there are no formal plans yet to peddle these beauties, Lexus automakers showcased these energy-saving, motor-assisted, two-wheeled, pedal vehicles to an eager marketplace of environmentalists.
“Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we roll.”
Looks like the Hells Angels’ new image might be working.
“Wall Street Bankers now take a hand at the Tour de France.”
Dirty, wasteful, polluting bastards, never heard of walking or taking a train?!?!?!
Economy destroying, environmental conscious, green powered Geek Squad bicycling into a community near you. Change you can believe in!
Yellow tie guy: Hey I lost my bicycle seat – but that sure feels good.
Dammit! Another $300 suit snagged in the chain!
“. . . Cycling in a Schwinn-ter wonderland.”
“We are, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild….”
We are all lemmings taking a ride over the upcoming cliff.
With the government’s environmental policy dictates fully implemented, only the bald guy does not fear rain.
Nike’s new Yuppie Bike suit.
“Next up the Unicycle guys in Tux’s.”
Make a one-time donation
Caption Contest Winners
Big Bang ‘Inflation’ Theory Proved