Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Radon surveys in the Altai Region are being conducted by local radiation protection authorities, but the only discovery to date is that beer is preferred over vodka when the Sauna-mobile is parked on uranium-rich granites.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Have sauna, will travel.

  3. Gena says:

    When Keebler elves drink from the Potomac

  4. Hoodlumman says:

    It was just an old wife’s tale that drinking large quantities of beer was a cure for having four nipples.

  5. elliot says:

    Photos of Larry Craig’s camping trip with ex Governor Jim McGreevy and another unidentified man have surfaced, according to Esquire Magazine.

  6. Anderson says:

    After the Democrats swept the 2008 elections, Karl Rove felt the need to take it easy for a while.

  7. Elmo says:

    Cast and crew of OTB prepare for another hard day at the office 🙂

  8. Elmo says:

    I’m not blogging …. I thought you were blogging? No, I’m not blogging.

    California, Here I Come
    Right back where I started from
    where bowers of flowers
    bloom in the spring
    each morning at dawning
    birdies sing at everything
    a sunkisted miss said don’t be late
    that’s why I can hardly wait
    open up that golden gate
    California, Here I Come

  9. Elmo says:

    G.W.O.T. Obama style!

  10. Elmo says:

    It’s noon somewhere!

  11. Hodink says:

    Furlough for John McCain’s “Straight Talk Express”

  12. Elmo says:

    With the election now over …. Clinton, Obama, and McCain all share a beer and a hearty laugh.

  13. Gollum says:

    You know this isn’t in America because there are no guns.

  14. Gollum says:

    Yep, the fat one has definitely been hunting with Cheney before.

  15. Gollum says:

    How Jethro Clampett squandered his oil money trust . . .

  16. elliot says:

    John, I know Frank here wants to drop out of the election. Please, for Gods sake, don’t let him throw in the towel.

  17. anjin-san says:

    Yet another meeting of the Lapel Pin Patriots Society…

  18. Elmo says:

    Larry, Moe & Curly … the lost tapes.

    The great word hunters return from the blogosphere.

  19. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM last week – Elliot

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Some scientists are still trying to prove global warming.

  21. John425 says:

    Wanting to prove themselves capable of governing, the DNC sends special operatives into Waziristan to capture bin Laden.

    Democrat Superdelegates caucus for the serious task of selecting the Democrat nominee.

  22. Elmo says:

    The Olympic torch relay takes yet another detour.

  23. John425 says:

    Hillary’s “Good Ol’ Boys” await Obama motorcade.

  24. Reader says:

    * What do you mean “Is that your spare tire?”?

    * Yeah, just a towel…

    * Does this make me look fat?

    * The last thing Geraldine Ferraro remembers seeing before waking up and saying “If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position.”

    * Sign up now for the “Ron Paul Weekend Getaway”. (not officially endorsed by Ron Paul or his campaign)

    * Russian “Silver Bullet” Roulette. Two glasses of beer and one that looks a lot like beer. If you can drink all three glasses, you win!

    * Two men were arrested today in the stabbing murder of Rush Limbaugh. The two men claim this photo proves Limbaugh, high on drugs and alcohol, was stabbing himself for fun. Officials claim the photo is phony, “You can tell that’s not Limbaugh… the guy in the photo is too skinny”.

    * Congressional leaders negotiate with Telcomm executives to resolve their differences over FISA.

    * “What does ‘Not Potable’ mean?”

  25. brainy435 says:

    In other news, CNN reporters sought out typical Pennsylvanians to ask about Barak Obama’s latest speech.

  26. Elmo says:

    Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
    And the deer and the antelope play
    Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
    And the skies are not cloudy all day
    Home, home on the range …

    With overcrowding due to increased demand, Darwin’s Waiting Room adds a back porch and drink service.

    Rev. Wright’s new neighbors welcome him to the hood.

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama neglected to mention the BITTER working class who were CLINGING to DRINK!

  28. chsw says:

    Another day on the Clinton campaign bus in PA.


  29. Rachel Edith says:

    “Us bitter working-class voters are about to lock and load. Better pray.”

  30. “Wieners Steamed In Beer.”

  31. “A Pitcher Is Worth A Thousand Words.”

  32. Elmo says:

    Fitness the Movie.

    Jimmy Carter and his International Surrender Institute delegation. Arrive in Damascus, for their talks with Baby Asshat.

    Let me tell ya, Bella Vista Village has more amenities than ….

  33. Elmo says:

    I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt …
    So sexy it hurts