Saturday, May 31, 2003
(Thanks to PoliBlogger for the photo.)
So we like cars…you guys got a problem with that?!
Not knowing quite what to do, new pit crew assistant, Mindy Crawford, reverted to skills learned in her last job as an Oakland Raiders Cheerleader.
I don’t know, but it sure makes the old NASCAR saying about racing always having “a little bumpin’ and rubbin'” seem awfully enticing…
The Dixie Chicks started their new jobs today. Emilie had a little trouble with the jack, complaining that her banjo wasn’t as hard to lift.
Since his recent suggestion to amend the 22nd Amendment received short shrift, Bill Clinton bought a racing team and hand picked the pit crew.
“Why does Marsha always get to work on the tires? Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!”
“Got some astroturf in the back for you ladies. If you want to try it?” Anonymous Ex President
Senator Kennedy, You need to be OUT of the truck for us to change the tires.
“Why did the racing car driver make ten extra pit stops during the Grand Prix?”
“Well, those boys put the drag in drag racing. The boys-dressed-as-girls pit crew fooled everybody!”
“The funny thing is, now that we’ve learned how to fix cars, we’re starting to refuse to ask for directions.”
Goshdarnit. I thought the knee-pads were handed out to help us provide another type of service…
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