Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Here’s a different one to try. Extra consideration for the most gratuitous use of the word ‘nuts.’

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. FreakyBoy says:

    George Lucas’ annoying obsession with adding new digital effects to his early Star Wars movies finally reaches the absurd.

  2. Rob M says:

    While the Wookies were rightly feared across the universe, it was their close cousins that were the true masters of the force.

  3. Bithead says:

    And Dill thought YODA was short.

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    In the long run, even Darth Skippy, Darth Fuzzy, and Darth Fluffy were more popular than Jar-Jar Binks.

  5. It’s also dangerous to underestimate the Weird Side of The Force.

  6. Rachel Edith says:

    “All I’m saying is that my dog finally quit chasing squirrels.”

  7. Barry says:

    “All I’m saying is that my dog finally quit chasing squirrels.”

    Of course, given most dogs’ intelligence, it was well after he earned the new name ‘Noseless’.

    My caption would be: “After seeing these clips from the upcoming Episode VII, medical experts confirmed that Lucas was indeed suffering from JarJaritis, with YodaPuppetdosis”.

  8. McGehee says:

    “Rocky-Wan has taught you well, young Nutchomper.”

  9. FreakyBoy says:

    Chip and Dale unleash the force on Rocky after he informed them: “These are not the nuts you’re looking for”.

  10. Sgt Fluffy says:

    1)Use the nuts luke!

    2)When Squirrel Nut Zippers go bad

    3)The true story behid the FARK squirrel

  11. Ingress says:

    Squirrels Gone Wild

  12. Hey, dummy, next time put the pinata full of nuts closer to the ground!

  13. Anderson says:

    Bushy-tailed though they were, the two padawans were no match for the Dark Squirrel of the Sith.

  14. Lindy R. Dole says:

    By the third day of christmas the carolers knew they were in trouble with the new version of this holiday classic.

  15. The Man says:

    A chipmunk with a laser blaster would bring this party to an end.

  16. Scott T says:

    1) Rabid Monkey Squirrel Team Hyperforce Go!

    2) Who let the squirrels out! Who? Who?

    3) Pedestrians stayed out of the dog park when Skippy, Trix, and Thumper showed up with their “toys”.

  17. LJD says:

    (Dude) “Nutcrackers- Sweeet!”

  18. T. Harris says:

    A squirrel’s natural territorialism, together with a disastrous mast crop, led to the inevitable escalation of violence during the annual fall turf wars.

    “I’m NUTS over you, baby!”

    Using a lethal combination of swordplay and Kung-Fu, Rocky the Rodent vanquishes his enemies in short order.

    “Quit your cryin’, Pussy Boy, we drew straws and you got the pink sword!”

    Preferring an honorable death over the shame of the skillet, three modern-day gladiators fight to the bitter end.

    “Bonzai, motherfucker!”

  19. Jim Durbin says:

    His friends the squirrels did their best to entertain Jonathan, but their playful antics were no match for his depression over losing Suzie. He glanced over at a women in a blue track suit walking past, absentmindedly reaching down to scratch his …

    You did say we were supposed to use Nuts gratuitously, right?

  20. Ha,

    I will defeat you and leave you with the mark of Squorro!!

  21. Lindy R. Dole says:

    The Three Squirrel-keteers
    All for Nuts, and Nuts for All

  22. Adjustah says:

    Orders 1 through 65 were less successful in testing…

  23. Squirrel #1: The stakes are high in this duel!

    Squirrel #2. I understand. Loser spends the night inside Richard Gere.

  24. Adjustah says:

    Beatrix Potter and Lucasfilm joint announcement expected today…

  25. Marcia L. Neil says:

    OH MY GOD — some squirrels are practicing to defend the oracle-bead chronicle!

  26. Rachel Edith says:

    “All I’m saying is that my dog, formerly known as Numbnuts, finally quit chasing squirrels. He changed his name to Nutcracker but his friends all call him Noseless.”

  27. Rachel Edith and Barry says:

    “Call me a nutcase but all I’m saying is that my nutty dog, formerly known as Numbnuts, finally quit chasing those movie-nut squirrels. He changed his name to Nutcracker but his close friends call him Nuthouse Noseless.”

  28. yetanotherjohn says:

    Spielberg takes Lucas up on his bet that he could film three squirels with some chessey special effects, call it Star Wars VII and it would gross $100 million the first week.

  29. John Burgess says:

    The story behind the story… slightly corrupted by the media, of course:

    Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog’

    Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes
    Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

  30. Mr. Right says:

    The three young padawans practiced day and night for their most nerve-wracking test yet – shaving each others nuts with a lightsaber!

  31. Mr. Right says:


    “I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don’t know.”

  32. Onlookers hadn’t seen that much squirrel fighting since the last meeting of the National Organization for Women.

  33. Mr. Right says:

    “Ooooh! Nice move, Aunt Slappy! Without his nuts, he’s just another 6-inch high eunich with a bushy tail and a laser sword!”

  34. Fans lined up outside the tree hoping the get the first tickets to Squirrel Wars.

  35. Mr. Right says:

    Though less celebrated than those furry sissies, the Ewoks, the Squuchuubs knew the ways of the Force and were easily the toughest little bad asses on all of Endor!

  36. Bithead says:

    * Squirrels, the ‘other’ white meat.

    * Ah. This explains what happened to Boris & Natasha.

    * PETA’s new secret weapons

    * Nutcracker Suite done by the Jedi Squirrels

    * Remember, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force… along with a certain nutty aire.

    * The weapons and the fighting were OK with Sammy… but the fleas were murder.

    * “Adventure. Excitement. Nuts. A Jedi craves not these things.”(Yoda)

    * These light Sabres would last a lot longer if we didn’t have to use such dinky little batteries….

  37. Combat Banker says:

    …And suffering leads to KUNG FU NINJA SQUIRELLS!!!

  38. Combat Banker says:

    Documentary evidence finally shows why, before Sidious, the Sith never revealed themselves to the Jedi…

    They were far too embarrassed.

  39. Combat Banker says:

    Actually Jar-Jar, THIS is Nutzen…

  40. Harry says:

    The Emporer was concerned until Lord Vader pointed out that the Ewoks were not the only small, furry inhabitants of Endor.

  41. McGehee says:

    Russian authorities now believe the dog-killing squirrels may be more organized than first suspected.

  42. Rodney Dill says:

    “When we get through with Dill, he’ll be more Gherkin, bwahahahaha.”

  43. Noreaster says:

    Hah! We know you have been working with the dogs!!!

  44. Hoodlumman says:

    Because of the backlash by fans to the Ewoks in Episode Six, George Lucas introduced the Rodentia Jedi and their arch-nemesis, Sith Sciuridae.

  45. McCain says:

    The force of Junior’s tennis shoe would soon be with them.

  46. McCain says:

    Mad Cow gene mutates into Really Pissed Squirrel gene.

  47. Hodink says:

    The Three R’s … Rove, Rice and Rumsfeld … fight over who will get the worst press this week.

  48. McCain says:

    Rare footage of the French army in mortal combat.

  49. mrwolf says:

    Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
    Those squirrels were fast as lightning
    It was a little bit frightening
    But they fought with expert timing

  50. McGehee says:

    You’ve heard of “Hampsterdance.” Now it’s time for “Squirrel Fu.”

  51. spacemonkey says:

    Use the nuts, Luke.

  52. spacemonkey says:

    The castng call for “Spaceballs II :Star Nuts” causes some confusion.

  53. Hodink says:

    “I don’t know why we have to go through all this. McCain, you just be the standard bearer so we can keep the White House.”

  54. Cricket says:

    Ronin Ninja Squirrels work on their moves.

    Padawan Learners and Jedi Master warn all humans:
    We can now harvest when we run up your pant leg.

  55. Bob says:

    The Chronicles of Nutnia

  56. The makers of Neuticles for dogs, now offer Nuticles for Squirrels.