Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM

This one should keep the Captioneers Extraordinaire among you busy for a while

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Winners will be announced Monday Evening.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. denise says:

    The costume and sets budgets for “Gladiator II” were significantly smaller than for the original.

  2. Scott_T says:

    After finishing their Knightly Meals from Iman Mohammed’s Fast Food, they quickly put on their prizes and enjoyed them. (OK, OK, I watched Shrek 2) 😀

  3. David Harris says:

    The Amazing Race -2000: Ancient Rome!!

  4. McGehee says:

    “Bad boys, bad boys, what’cha gonna do?” The debut on Vulpes Television of a new reality-based show featuring the men and women of law enforcement: Centurions.

  5. keith taylor says:

    Troops complained that the USO show’s performance of the final scene of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid was historically inaccurate.

  6. david tanner says:

    US Generals have devised a new strategy that they hope will satisfy complaints among captured terrorists that the War in Iraq isn’t a “fair fight.” High-level officials at the Pentagon say they are confident that the loin-cloth wearing duo won’t have any problems subduing the uprisings in Mosul by Thanksgiving.

  7. LJD says:

    Well, they called us barbarians, so why not dress the part.

  8. Cricket says:

    Caligula and Nero running to war in the newest reality televison show “Barbarians at the Gate.”

  9. Cricket says:

    “Xena and Gabrielle? WHERE!!!!???”

  10. keith taylor says:

    And in the same vein –

    The USO remake of Thelma and Louise would have been perfect if only we could have gotten hold of that flame red 1955 T-Bird. God, if we had that car we’d be soooo outa here, baby.

  11. Martin says:

    John Kerry and John Edwards demonstrate the high-tech weapons that they think the US military should be using.

  12. Hodink says:

    Along came W like he likes to do every few months, dressed up silly. And the sign on the side of the wall said, Mission (More Or Less) Accomplished.

  13. dan burton says:

    Hey Charleton hold up, my sundial was off!!!!

  14. Tig says:

    Amazingly, Islamic scientists construct a working time machine, using it to import troops from the peak of the Sumarian Empire. US troops continue to gawk in amazement, feeling unthreatened by the primitive weaponry.

  15. Foobarista says:

    In a manner reminicent of Ghengis Khan…

  16. Eric says:

    The Friday night D&D games were starting to get a little out of hand.

  17. Myopist says:

    Deus vult, [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

  18. Chrees says:

    Michael Moore keeps the budget of “411 1/2 BC” at a minimum.

  19. IR says:

    “Roger that Base…the bait is away.”

  20. Cricket says:

    “Look what we got in our Happy Meals for the Alexander the Great” promo! Are these cool or what?”

    Soldiers in training for the Genghis Khan Classic.
    Events will be: Running with weapons
    Burning the mock village

    Other events will be added as interests dictate.

  21. Brandon says:

    Relieved, two U.S. troops react after finally receiving armor and equipment from the newest appropriations bill.

  22. McGehee says:

    Captured Iraqi insurgents model the armor they were planning to use against a Kerry Administration’s use of spitballs.

  23. arky says:

    The newest ad for the CapitalOne “no hassle” card was set to feature rampaging vikings threatening the troops in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, not all of the forces there were advised in advance, so filming was abruptly, and violently cut short.

  24. Chrees says:

    Hollywood opening parties travel to the troops as Oliver Stone screens his latest movie “Alexander AC/DC.”

  25. JW says:

    As usual, Winchester’s attempts to bring culture and sophistication to the 4077 fail miserably as Radar and Klinger chase the nurses throughout the camp in full view of the Marine unit stationed nearby during dress rehearsals for his ill-fated impromptu production of “Julius Ceasar”.

  26. Roger says:

    Ahhh, so this was Kerry’s “plan” for Iraq?


    Let’s do the Time Warp again!


    Mr. Kerry, if you think I am going house-to-house in Fallujah in this outfit…let’s just say it’s a good thing you didn’t win.

  27. McTrip says:

    A demonstration of what John Kerry voted for before he voted against……

  28. McTrip says:

    Political pundits reckoned that Kerry and Edward’s final charge to capture the military vote was left just a tad late……..

  29. Was this an audition outtake from Troy or Alexander?

  30. Chortle says:

    The general wanted to remind his soldiers that killing and pillaging had a long, fun history.

  31. d_dizzle says:

    “Look everyone — We found Saddam’s WMD!”

  32. Patrick Deck says:

    ARMY awaits outcome of USC/MICHIGAN game!