Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Monday, December 6, 2004
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20 comments
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time to go back to something with a more political slant
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Winners will be announced Thursday P.M.
Winners to last Thursday’s contest to be announced later today
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Here’s your sign….
Shouldn’t that be rose colored?
This is your official position, bitch…
Just as Dorothy was asked by The Wizard of Oz to bring back the Wicked Witch’s broom as proof of her demise, Karl Rove waves Arafat’s Horrible Red Binder as proof of the terrorist’s death.
Always a cutup, Rove shows Rice his sketch of Michael Moore in ballerinia garb.
Here, this picture is a still shot off of one of those ATM cameras. They caught Hillary picking her nose.
Rove: “See I told you this would be easy, first I put up this folder infront of half of your face, then Fernando takes a picture of us, and now my kids get to use their Doodle-Draw to draw in the other half of your face. They get to practice for art class. Come-on Condi do it for my kids, SMILE already!”
Rice: “But what about Kos getting a copy of this picture????….”
The papercut at the end of her nose hurt like hell, but Condi took it like a champ.
During republican choir practice Rove takes a solo and asks Condi to check his words. Music critics say he should stick to politics. Later, when asked by reporters how Rove did, Condi responded by telling reporters ‘You’ll have to ask Dick Cheney.’
Always sensitive to the feelings of others… Karl shields the press from the sight of a non-WhiteMale (R)epublican.
No matter how hard he tried, she just wouldn’t see red.
The folder entitled ‘The Official List of Madeleine Albright’s Diplomatic Achievements’ contained a single blank page.
“…..she just wouldn’t see red…..” for she was color blind, unlike her oh-so-liberal P.E.S.T infected critics from planet Democrank.
“Now, Condi, quit giggling & read the instructions very carefully….because there is a right way and a wrong way to roll up this tool of diplomacy before you stick it where – oddly enough – the girlie man French foreign minister actually prefers it…..”
Juss ‘n case ennybuddy woz wundrin…..folks ‘n red stayts r’gonna hav mo infloonts ‘n ‘Merrigan furrn pollisy ‘n fyootchir. Unnerstan ?
Much to Dr. Rice’s delight, Karl Rove confirmed Gallup’s finding that she had passed Aretha Franklin, Vivica Fox and Halle Berry in the popularity stakes and was closing in on Janet Jackson and Oprah.
The PuppetMaster’s swift juxtaposition of the bright shiny red things diverted the photographer’s attention to Condi and Karl’s tightly entwined hands……
ITB they were much amused by the latest caption contest from OTB
Girl in Pink over Dr. Rice’s Shoulder: BILL, not NOW dammit…
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Who let this wiener-dog in…oh my GAWD.
Pheeeeewie! Condi! More red beans and rice for lunch today? Somebody light a match!